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Quote by notMarciaBrady
had sex with anything that had more than 4 legs

That begs a question....that I'm not going to ask! lol
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I have never had flowers bought for me.
i have never swimmed naked
I have never answered a question that wasnt asked.....
I've never asked an unnecessary question.
I have never bought a watch... Somehow, I've always been given watches as presents.

Hi Sydney
I've never bought you-you a watch...

Hi beautiful
I have never been brave enough to get a tattoo.

How's your week, gorgeous?
My week?
Up to now...weak.
Hopefully the weekend will bring a fitting climax.
Hope your weekend is a very special one

(Go get a tattoo...or two...you know you want to).
I have never felt more at peace than I do right now
I have never run a marathon.....or a half-marathon for that matter.
i have never smoked grass, or anything else for that matter
Quote by Cindertoffee
My week?
Up to now...weak.
Hopefully the weekend will bring a fitting climax.
Hope your weekend is a very special one

(Go get a tattoo...or two...you know you want to).


Thank you, Syd. I really hope your weekend goes well.
I have never eaten Frogs Legs
I've never nibbled Nikki's legs...
Quote by Cindertoffee
I've never nibbled Nikki's legs...


I assure you they are much less yucky than Frogs Legs!

Speaking of yucky, I have never eaten Snails..............and NEVER will!!
I have never been with anyone named Nikki.
I've never been with Scshavedmom or Nikki...................................but i'd sure like too smile
I've never been in a submarine.
Lost a dart tournement. But, i've only competed in one.
I have never been arrested.
 Kissing your lips while straddling your lap. 
I have never been a bridesmaid.
I have never learned to swim.

I have never rescued a drowning woman...
I have never been to Cindy's house to taste Nutella.

Hi Cindy!


I have never invited Linda over for a Nutellafest until now.




Morning PsychoButt
I just popped down to the shop to get some more...

Thank you Cindy, it was delicious!

I have never tasted Nutella.
Larry!

I have never danced the "Tango" with Larry!
I've never been a hostage, sorry watching law and order lol.