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If you came with instructions what would it say

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vjlegbabe
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Warning! Use of her can be hazardous to your heart!
jollyjack
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Be Gentle ....
My Karma just ran over your Dogma
Guest
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Handle with care contents are known to be volatile and may cause females sensory overload, can also be extreme hazardous if badly mistreated.
Guest
Lurker
Made of sugar and spice, and everything nice!
Guest
Lurker
Caution: Contents will last longer than the energizer bunny. Lol
adi_me33
Lady GlitterGiggles
Repeat every 4 hours
homealone71
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Do not leave unattended for long periods of time...
Saintz
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Feel free to be friendly and smile
Unknown User
Bites when provoked
vivien
Active Ink Slinger
too hot to handle
vbbond
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Open Carefully, Contents can be habit-forming, but oh so fun!
Guest
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For best results, warm gently.
Guest
Lurker
Handle with care, contents have been known to explode without warning
Beffer
Rainbow Warrior
No instructions necessary. She will tell you what to do!
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She is one of the most unpredictable creature god has created so don't try to impress her and be yourself....that's the way to keep her alongside smile
Guest
Lurker
Obvious but

Fragile - Handle with Care
lynnwitt
Quantum Tease
Do not underestimate.
vivien
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I may be blonde, but remember I did once stay at a holiday inn express
Leesi
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Requires daily doses of affection, kindness, and attention