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Verbal
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Quote by Leesi
Requires daily doses of affection, kindness, and attention


Anything else you might have left off that list?
Verbal
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
This side up.
Leesi
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by Verbal


Anything else you might have left off that list?


and massive doses of sex! lol Is that what you wanted me to say ;) Sneaky
Leesi
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Quote by Verbal
This side up.


OK, well.......
Dancewithme
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Quote by Leesi
Requires daily doses of affection, kindness, and attention


All of which you richly deserve and more Leesi.
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passionate and chaotic at the same time so take me as I am for I can be the fantasy you want me to be... oopsie alcohol may be involve lol
Leesi
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Quote by Tucker


All of which you richly deserve and more Leesi.


You're so sweet, thank you
vivien
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not your typical blonde
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For likeminded people, it's User Friendly.... hehehe
SubmissiveAngel
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Handle With Care


Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.
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Check happiness levels every 10,000 miles to maintain optimum performance and results.
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Handle with care.....
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Batteries Not Included
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tape slot a to slot b
elliotlacey31
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Quote by trinket


CAUTION: may contain traces of nuts, smartass, defiance and laughter.



Sounds about right
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Handle with care - slippery when wet ;)
lynnwitt
Quantum Tease
If not used as directed, serious injury may occur.
RuNe
The Creep
stir not shaken
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May go off without warning........
Simplicity
Just me
Handle with care.
Click below to see
Country52466
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Hard when excited
Wishing for something soft
Wishing for something warm
Wishing for a long night
Wishing for a sweet kiss
Wishing for some place to fill
Any woman want to make all my wishes come true
Gil_Renard
I'm not for everyone
Jump on, hold on tight and enjoy the ride.
this14fun
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Directions:
Unwrap with care. Mix with water regularly for best results. Can start to crack if allowed to dry out.


HAZMAT WARNING
Handle with care. Contents can be highly volatile if within the vicinity of stupidity, rudeness and ignorance.
Country52466
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Careful my blow without warning.
Tongue will cause serious wetness.
Lips can cause bruising.
Wishing for something soft
Wishing for something warm
Wishing for a long night
Wishing for a sweet kiss
Wishing for some place to fill
Any woman want to make all my wishes come true