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If you came with instructions what would it say

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She cares too much.
heidi
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Handle with care
LaylaJune
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Buy her pink shoes and jewelry
patokl
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Tends to forget thing when left unattended
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Irrational Mood Swing Warning!
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Likes to bite.. hard
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worship at all times.
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Consult your doctor if erection lasts for more than 4 hours.
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Treat me with respect or call a proctologist
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If hard, just add lips and hips.....
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Quote by LaylaJune
Buy her pink shoes and jewelry


Can the jewelry be a candy necklace?

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You must be this tall to ride this ride.
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or
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
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Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
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Out of the box
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Knows how to turn you on
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batteries are low
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open with care
what's up sunshine
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Dangerous in contact with candy cane
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Do not feed the animals
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This side up
MollyDoll
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Be gentle, cuddle often and keep her toes warm (she will adore you forever).

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DO NOT TURN OFF
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No key needed, kiss to start engine....