If you met the person above in a dark alley...

27 Oct 2014

Stand still and not think of the film 'werewolf in London'!! Shit, just have

4 Jan 2015

wonder why is is so pale, though it does make him standout in this dark alley

5 Jan 2015

rip that top off so she can't put it back on.

5 Jan 2015

Ask if he needs assistance in removing the lovely Adele's top. evil4

5 Jan 2015

i think i got it, but i'd allow you to help if it does it for her.

5 Jan 2015

Assist Mrd in taking off his tie ;)

5 Jan 2015

Take her for a drink - after removing the crop from her hand.

5 Jan 2015

Drink MAA under the table before cuffing his wrists to the table leg and taking back my crop. .... Now where did I put the key?

6 Jan 2015

do ya one better and take off the dress.

6 Jan 2015

Back away slowly unnoticed

6 Jan 2015

Invite them for a drink ..why not

'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49 😇

7 Jan 2015

I will ask her where she has been and tell her i'm sexist in forum... evil4

7 Jan 2015

give her big hugs and kisses

7 Jan 2015

Oh cas,hey,hugs big one,drool on her ...follow her ;))))

7 Jan 2015

hey sonia! got a towel for that drool?

7 Jan 2015

Id be pushed up against the wall behind me obviously.

My new Flash Fiction:

An Extraordinary Orgasm.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/an-extraordinary-orgasm-2

7 Jan 2015

hello trinket.
Slap her ass, hard evil4

7 Jan 2015

(i just wanted to post this and i didn't want to do it when a girl was above me)

7 Jan 2015

Hmmmmm...I got my own sunglasses, I'd rather go for a beer.
boxing

7 Jan 2015

gil, i came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and i'm all out of bubblegum.

7 Jan 2015

Throw him bubblegum and sing Justin Bieber songs... Loud.

7 Jan 2015

hey hey hey...there's no reason to go there.

10 Jan 2015

wonder if he's a mugger or a wino

I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan

Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket

10 Jan 2015

big hugs

10 Jan 2015

give big bear hug

I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan

Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket

16 Feb 2015

Run away..

17 Feb 2015

Calm her down and make sure she's not scared of Mr Shotgun.

17 Feb 2015

Run away screaming. He does look scary and those worms... Embarassed

17 Feb 2015

Quote by Marta_
Run away screaming. He does look scary and those worms...

I hope your not referring to my worm riddled pants!!! They are just for special friends!!

17 Feb 2015

Quote by I_am_me

I hope your not referring to my worm riddled pants!!! They are just for special friends!!

I'm referring to the worm in your hat, you silly!