If you met the person above in a dark alley...

24 Jul 2015

chuckle, ask her what she's doing here and take her home

24 Jul 2015

Ask him if he has a light . . . binky

24 Jul 2015

Make her laugh so her smile lit up the alley

24 Jul 2015

I would stay calm..

25 Jul 2015

call the vice squad

I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan

Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket

19 Aug 2015

I'd be pretty happy. Let's just stay in this alley

23 Aug 2015

Pick her up and take her home with me

Wishing for something soft
Wishing for something warm
Wishing for a long night
Wishing for a sweet kiss
Wishing for some place to fill
Any woman want to make all my wishes come true

1 Sep 2015

Tell him to put the lady down. I'm her assistant now (apparently) smile

1 Sep 2015

Quote by I_am_me
Tell him to put the lady down. I'm her assistant now (apparently)

You are. Get back to work Shhh

1 Sep 2015

Bend her over and rip her panties off and give her what she wants

Wishing for something soft
Wishing for something warm
Wishing for a long night
Wishing for a sweet kiss
Wishing for some place to fill
Any woman want to make all my wishes come true

2 Sep 2015

Tell him he forgot to put his shirt on.

My new Flash Fiction:

An Extraordinary Orgasm.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/an-extraordinary-orgasm-2

2 Sep 2015

I'd be cautious and then ask her if she'd like to go for drinks.

Big Hugs

2 Sep 2015

I'd be cautious and then ask her if she wants to go for drinks.

Now those are two women I could drink with

9 Sep 2015

offer a milkbone and walk on by

I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan

Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket

10 Sep 2015

Say "G'day mate, fancy a beer"?

10 Sep 2015

ask him if he knows where to go have a beer together

I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan

Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket

20 Sep 2015

Smother him in glitter

20 Sep 2015

Smile and say, "So pretty in all your glitter. Let's go get drinks and dance!"

20 Sep 2015

Quote by SittingBallerina
Smile and say, "So pretty in all your glitter. Let's go get drinks and dance!"

Hello Miss Ballerina. Let the party begin

20 Sep 2015

Hello, adi! Let the fun rock on! cheerleader

20 Sep 2015

Have you seen the DJ? He gets lost sometimes.

20 Sep 2015

Quote by adi_me33
Have you seen the DJ? He gets lost sometimes.

Who's lost?

20 Sep 2015

Quote by Boogie_Man

Who's lost?

Not you!

20 Sep 2015

21 Sep 2015

What the Hell ELSE would two Devil Dog's DO? Lfunny

24 Sep 2015

brick up the alley

I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan

Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket

24 Sep 2015

Ask him to take me home now

24 Sep 2015

Ask her to share her glitter and her giggles with me.