Two women, strangers, are seated together on a flight. One sneezes and then her body shakes for several seconds. A few moments later, the same thing happens, then again.
The other asks, "I know we don't know each other, but I have to ask. Every time you sneeze, your body shakes afterwards. What is going on?
The woman replies, "Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
The other woman asks, "Oh. What do you take for it?"
The woman replies, "Pepper."
I love it and I wish sneezing would actually do that.
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I love it and I wish sneezing would actually do that.
Me too. I have strong sneezes.
Trump finally dies and as expected goes to Hell where he is greeted by the Devil himself given the enormity of his evil. The Devil tells Trump he is pretty impressed with him and tells him he's going to give him three choices of everlasting punishments but whichever one he chooses the person currently enduring the punishment will be freed to heaven.
The Devil escorts Trump down a hallway with 3 doors.
In the first room Hitler is being taken repeatedly by a huge Amazon with an even bigger strapon. Trump declines the option and asks to see the next door.
Behind door #2 he find Mitch McConnell who is breaking rocks into smaller rocks with a small hammer only to have more big rocks appear over and over. Trump declines the second option.
Finally behind door #3 Monica Lewinsky is blowing Clinton non-stop. Trump grins and immediately chooses Option 3.
Devil: "Ok Monica you're free to go!!"
Please delete and repost as seperate joke.
Trump finally dies and as expected goes to Hell where he is greeted by the Devil himself given the enormity of his evil. The Devil tells Trump he is pretty impressed with him and tells him he's going to give him three choices of everlasting punishments but whichever one he chooses the person currently enduring the punishment will be freed to heaven.
The Devil escorts Trump down a hallway with 3 doors.
In the first room Hitler is being taken repeatedly by a huge Amazon with an even bigger strapon. Trump declines the option and asks to see the next door.
Behind door #2 he find Mitch McConnell who is breaking rocks into smaller rocks with a small hammer only to have more big rocks appear over and over. Trump declines the second option.
Finally behind door #3 Monica Lewinsky is blowing Clinton non-stop. Trump grins and immediately chooses Option 3.
Devil: "Ok Monica you're free to go!!"
not jokes per se but Sen John Kennedy is hilarious - I work harder than an ugly stripper... I pounced like a hobo on a ham sandwich... Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was quoted as saying, "I'm certainly NOT a Moron. In fact, I have never been to Utah and have no knowledge of that religion."
