Let's get friendly...

2 May 2014

The above/below games are so much fun but it's just so hard to find one I thought I'd make one of my own.wdToUfWOqp95X09y

Pretty simple game, really. Read the friend request above you and reply with "Confirmed" or "Denied", then write a short FR for the next poster. Sexy, funny, or outrageous.

Example:

Hi there, by the looks of your avatar I can tell you're super desirable and I think we should be friends. Might even end up holding hands on a beach some day!!

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Next poster:

thumbup

Confirmed, I love beach sand and people who think I'm desirable

Hey, you look like someone I'd love to get to know
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Next Poster:

thefinger

Denied, you look like someone I used to hate to know

Hi, I'm fun, flirty and full of life and I would love to be your next Ex
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Et Cetera...Keep in mind it'll be more fun the more outrageous and creative the requests are!! Might be fun to relive some of the best/worst FRs you've had on Lush...Oh, and as always, y'all play nice. violent1

2 May 2014

Hi there...I just saw your profile and thought it was amazing. The pic of you straddling the Harley is super-hot!!! Anyway, I think we would hit it off because you seem almost as intelligent, gorgeous, and groovy-cool as me!! L46

2 May 2014

Denied: you forgot to send me a cockshot and ask me how big my tits were with your friend request.

Hi there... Saw your profile and noticed you like girls with big Ta-Ta's I've got 'pictures' for friends only......Wanna be friends?

2 May 2014

Confirmed Show me dem Boobies!!!!

Hi there, I just wanted to send you this request because I have no friends, I'm unemployed, and have nothing to do but drink, watch porn, and masturbate in a puddle of my own tears of self loathing....wanna hang out?

2 May 2014

CONFIRMED!! I can stay at home and do all that stuff while you go out and get a job! Always wanted someone to leech off.

Hi there Sexy, I saw your avatar, the one with the nuts on it.... Thought if you wanted to be friends, we could go... you know.... play with your nuts or somethin'.

2 May 2014

Denied. The only nuts I have are in my Nutella, and there's NO way you're getting your hands on that.
I think you have the wrong person. I reckon you're looking for Cindercoffee, the cross-dressing Azerbaijani midget octogenarian with a caffeine addiction.

Hi gorgeous...Read your profile and I notice you like Cheddar too.
Wanna play?

2 May 2014

Denied....that FR about cheddar was, well.....kinda cheesy

Hey there, delicious...Saw your pic and it made my palm tingle...wanna get nasty?

2 May 2014

Denied.... I have all the nasty I need right here......

Hey there you saucy thing you... Wanna play a game of Hotdogs and Taco's?

2 May 2014

Denied. Mexican food makes me break out in prose.

Hey there hunni...Is that a pistol in your pocket or a malfunctioning prosthetic hip? Let's be friends...I have socket wrenches... evil4

2 May 2014

Confirmed. Because you make me laugh everyday! And you were right about the malfunctioning prosthetic hip. This crazy ass clown I know...shot off my leg when we were hunting moose in the wild woods of Alaska.

Hey you sexy...I LOVE firemen do you happen to know any?

2 May 2014

It's a done deal! Big Hugs

I did think about being a fireman long ago but got sidetracked sad

Anyways, how many firemen do you need???

Hey, below there! I'm cute...how about it?

2 May 2014

Accepted, but only because you look so cute and fluffy and I love it when puppies lick me.

Hi there, I saw your avatar on the forums and I'm absolutely fascinated by pussies. oh I mean kittens... would you like to be friends?

2 May 2014

Denied I'm allergic to pussies...I mean kittens

Well hello there sexy, I didn't bother reading your bio whats the point I know all I need to know your so hot you look a bit like that man on tv kekekegay

Anyway I'm currently looking at expanding my friends list, I really really want to get the Socialite badge and if you accept my f/r you can see my pics, i'm a model and don't listen to those other people who have deleted and blocked me I am not a stalker and the pics are me, what the hell does photo shopped mean anyway???

Anyway I really really hope you will accept my f/r and help me to get my Socialite badge its been a dream of mine for 2 days now since I joined.

The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx

2 May 2014

Denied. You've got too much to say.

Hello Mr X, I just read your profile and see you hate brussel sprouts too, oh AND asparagus! You also mentioned you like pineapple.... would you like to be friends?

2 May 2014

Confirmed! Anyone who likes pineapple and hates brussel sprouts HAS to be a cool person!

Hi pretty girl, I read on your profile that you wear adult diapers because of leakage due to excessive anal sex... We should hook up!

2 May 2014

Quote by TexDrifter
The above/below games are so much fun but it's just so hard to find one I thought I'd make one of my own.ruOLTVLetSg8zjas

Pretty simple game, really. Read the friend request above you and reply with "Confirmed" or "Denied", then write a short FR for the next poster. Sexy, funny, or outrageous.

Example:

Hi there, by the looks of your avatar I can tell you're super desirable and I think we should be friends. Might even end up holding hands on a beach some day!!

__________________________________________________________

Next poster:

Confirmed, I love beach sand and people who think I'm desirable

Hey, you look like someone I'd love to get to know
__________________________________________________________

Next Poster:

Denied, you look like someone I used to hate to know

Hi, I'm fun, flirty and full of life and I would love to be your next Ex
__________________________________________________________
Et Cetera...Keep in mind it'll be more fun the more outrageous and creative the requests are!! Might be fun to relive some of the best/worst FRs you've had on Lush...Oh, and as always, y'all play nice.

Can you be more specific Tex, my understanding is that this forum is a little like fortunately/unfortunately? therefore if the post above you is confirmed the next is to deny? perhaps not regardless this is a fun forum and we need new forums im getting bored.

Denied my days of changing nappies are well and truly over

Hello future friend and love of my life, I knew it the moment I saw your avatar it was written in the stars we were meant to be together forever and why the fuck is hornygirl666 a friend of yours are u fucking cheating on me???

Your loving wife

Kiera xo

The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx

2 May 2014

There is no pattern in the thread Kiera, you answer the friend request above you whichever way you would prefer.

2 May 2014

Thank you for clarifying Trinket despite me not actually asking you...just sayin

Denied I don't accept blank f/r

Hi my name is Kiera, I have triple DD boobs and I can juggle 2 oranges at a time please be my friend angel7

The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx

2 May 2014

Quote by kiera
Thank you for clarifying Trinket despite me not actually asking you...just sayin

Denied I don't accept blank f/r

Hi my name is Kiera, I have triple DD boobs and I can juggle 2 oranges at a time please be my friend

Please forgive me Kiera,

If you had looked at the previous posts you could have answered your own question and I wouldn't have had to use some of my valuable time to try to help you. Just sayin'

2 May 2014

Quote by trinket

Please forgive me Kiera,

If you had looked at the previous posts you could have answered your own question and I wouldn't have had to use some of my valuable time to try to help you. Just sayin'

You seem to be taking a lot of your time of late to follow me around the forums even quoted me from this forum in another, im kinda thrilled u think me so worthy Trinket binky

Once again you forgot to post a f/r as is the forum requirement...just sayin

Hi my name is kiera I burn pizza frequently, cant bake and do not cyber lets be friends I know u will like me. Im currently on death row but don't let that dissuade you I was set up Whistle

Tex good luck with your forum was a good idea, I wont post again now.

The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx

2 May 2014

Accepted, being on Death row means no commitment lol

Hi, thought we could be friends as I see you like to run naked through the streets like I do ;)

2 May 2014

Confirmed.

Hello h r u. I go gim 8 diys a wek an wirk vry hrd. Av 6 pack and big dic. We be fiends yes? Then I snd pic of me dic and u snd pics of ure pissy.

2 May 2014

Denied. If you can't spell, it's more than just likely that you can't fuck too. All my friends are fuckable.

Hi, after checking out your profile and reading your stories, I've decided that you are very fuckable.
We should all stick together, don't you think?

? A True Story ?

2 May 2014

In a Heartbeat!!!!!!

2 May 2014

Since mtybg failed to put a request.....I will start it over.

Hey there, I am really a guy but pretending to be a girl, if you accept, we can get each other off any time. Oh I have pics.

2 May 2014

A blank FR....not even a button to confirm or deny....dammit, coulda been my soulmate and a glitch in fate has kept us apart. Could this be the narrow brush with my one and only that spirals my life into lonliness and despair forever?...Nah, prolly just some cyber-sex junkie having a hard time typing with one twitchy hand....

Edit: lol...you beat me to the blank one...

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Accepted....cyber sex with a dude pretending to be a hot chick is no different than burying a fat chick's head in the pillow, closing your eyes, and pretending she's that hot chick that works at the bank....

Hi. I'm Tex. I like long walks on the beach, candle lit dinners, romantic nights snuggled up by the fire, holding han......Nah, just fuckin' with ya!! Your forum comments are off the charts funny and your profile says you hate to cyber...can't wait to get to know each other...

2 May 2014

Quote by kiera

Can you be more specific Tex, my understanding is that this forum is a little like fortunately/unfortunately? therefore if the post above you is confirmed the next is to deny? perhaps not regardless this is a fun forum and we need new forums im getting bored.

Denied my days of changing nappies are well and truly over

Hello future friend and love of my life, I knew it the moment I saw your avatar it was written in the stars we were meant to be together forever and why the fuck is hornygirl666 a friend of yours are u fucking cheating on me???

Your loving wife

Kiera xo

Doesn't matter if you confirm or deny...whichever you like. My forum threads are pretty scarce on rules...mainly just have a good time...Sorry about the confusion...

Confirmed...yes hornygirl666 is my friend and yes, I'm cheating on you with her and several others...most recently your sister, easyfuk69...now search your heart and realize you still love me...never wanna lose me, and can find a way to forgive me....then get your ass in the kitchen and make me a sammich, your loving husband

Hey there, princess...you look lonely. I'm just the one to turn your boring nights into steamy mornings...wanna make some delightfully bad mistakes we'll both eventually regret?...hit me up

2 May 2014

Confirmed....Love to make mistakes I regret later!!!

Hey There....I see you give massages! That is good because I could really use a full body one right now smile

2 May 2014

Denied! After my court case of 2003, thanks to that fucking Koala, I am no longer allowed to give massages.

Hello there! I see that we both like Bird watching and habberdashery. I would love to chat erotically with you about both.