A man came into the ER and yelled, "My wife's going to have her baby
in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the
lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I
noticed that there were several cabs - and I was in the wrong one.
Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Antonio, TX
Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places where you want to be kissed by a man.
But that tastes terrible and it's got to burn like hell!