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Trinket organized and led a group of skydivers to jump out of a plane and land just outside the White House... all while naked.
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Person above has been arrested for what naughty crime?
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Oops, this was meant for Shannon. too slow.
You WERE peeking in my windows!
Let's not forget Military Barbie.
You WERE peeking in my windows!
Let's not forget Military Barbie.
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Quote by midnight900
Trinket organized and led a group of skydivers to jump out of a plane and land just outside the White House... all while naked.
Everyone knows this isn't true... I would never skydive naked!
Midnight was arrested for standing outside Shannon's window, looking through a pair of binoculars, spying on her dictionary collection.
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Sadly, Trinket has been detained for excessive cruelty to Brussels Sprouts. Fortunately, she will appear in court in a quite fashionable orange suit.
(Hm.... DICtionary collection?)
(Hm.... DICtionary collection?)
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Failure to pick up after her dragons
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for switching Trinket's perfume for ether
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- Bob Dylan
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- Trinket
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Shotgun got busted trying on the women's underwear and doing the hokey pokey in Victoria's Secret
Ether? Ether someone with a peech impenimate here?
Ether? Ether someone with a peech impenimate here?
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Poor Trinket was caught in a store she didn't work for offering free samples... of condoms.
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fiesty was arrested thinking he was superman and ripping his clothes off in a phone booth
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
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GoodLil was arrested for false and misleading conduct
There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable."
C'è un fascino per il proibito che lo rende indicibilmente desiderabile.
— Mark Twain
C'è un fascino per il proibito che lo rende indicibilmente desiderabile.
— Mark Twain
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Tig was arrested for being drunk and disorderly in the local laundromat. Her accomplice managed to escape.
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Trinket was been charged with being a member of the Laurie Daly and Paul Gallan fan clubs - a very serious crime up here. Fortunately the case has since been dismissed.
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MAA was arrested for trying to buy a Whiskey with Monoply money
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
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SG was arrested for stealing the Bat Signal. He would have made a clean get-away, but he turned it on and Batman caught him.
Oh, wait... this is supposed to be a NAUGHTY crime...
I neglected to say that SG was completely nude at the time and basking in the Bat Signal's light.
Oh, wait... this is supposed to be a NAUGHTY crime...
I neglected to say that SG was completely nude at the time and basking in the Bat Signal's light.
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GoodLilGirl was arrested at the same time, for the same reason, because she forgot to dress too, when she ran after her daddy to bring him his clothes
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Quote by olderguy41
Lynn was caught walking her dragon on a beach naked
The dragon or me?
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Quote by lynnwittIt says, walking her dragon naked, not walking her naked dragon.....
The dragon or me?
But of course that wasn't the real reason. She was arrested for training an army of dragons to take over the world and turn all of us into mindless sex-slaves
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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Quote by patokl
It says, walking her dragon naked, not walking her naked dragon.....
But of course that wasn't the real reason. She was arrested for training an army of dragons to take over the world and turn all of us into mindless sex-slaves
Beware of contesting semantics! It can be quite addictive. However, I still claim that the phrase in question, "Lynn was caught walking her dragon on a beach naked" is ambiguous with respect to the object of "naked".
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Patokl has been arrested for panhandling on that beach.
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lynn has allergies and sneezed ,touching off a brush fire .. she was sited burning without a permit
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Viven is under arrest for having an ass that just won't quit 
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Tasha was arrested for trying to gain access to the set of the latest Sweetheart Video feature, by posing as a bunny rabbit
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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Patoki was arrested along with Tasha. He was charged as an accomplice to her unlawful access to the Sweetheart Video set. Additionally, it was learned he had stolen the bunny rabbit costume she was wearing.
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Happyidiot was arrested for trying to sell the Eiffeltower to George Bush jr, in which he nearly succeeded. George however was rescued by his father, who informed his son, it could not be used to drill for oil in Alaska
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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arrested for panhandling as a hare krishna in the airport by TSA
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket