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Person above has been arrested for what naughty crime?

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Mysteria27
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He was running up the streets naked singing "AVA MARIA"
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Mysteria was hovering 2 foot off the ground, arrested for no visible signs of support
Ekko
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Wosiekins was found begging in a vaccuum and was arrested for having no visible means of support
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Ekko was arrested for squeezing ladies breasts and shouting "you don't get many of them to a pound"
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I was arrested along with the reprobate above for being encouraged by that criminal mastermind to heft ladies bobbo's and offer them a discounted rate on the Tube if they signed up to the "Titty Tube Travelling Tuesday" program. (It was all based on a discount by weight)
Silly cow sent me out on a Thursday...no wonder I was tugged by the fuzz.

Oooooerr!!!
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Never been tugged by the fuzz, been yanked by the tits though

Arrested for selling used panties, she was ripping them off of ladies in the street
Mysteria27
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Rosie was arrested for being naked and selling ice cream...she hot mad and started throwing condom balloons at everybody...

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arrested for her former days as a madame on Utah street
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Shotgun was arrested for skulking in the shadows and jumping out at passing ladies brandishing his weapon
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MOS was arrested for raising his hat to passing ladies....he wasn't wearing it on his head at the time
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Rosie was busted hijacking a champagne truck naked
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SG was incarcerated for trying to pass off cider as finest champagne and hiring a nude felon to steal the shipment so he could claim the insurance.
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Mysteria27
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Ekko was arrested for masturbating in the middle of church. The parishioners were screaming that the devil was making her do it.
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Mysteria was arrested that same day... For she felt the need to strip down and "inspect" Ekko... Trying to find that devil inside her... smile
Mysteria27
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Ardant was also there and joined in on the fun. Several women asked him to eat their pussies right in church.

The devil was responsible for this behavior. The cops thought they were all crazy.
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Mysteria was caught in local library handing out sex novels in the nude, arrested, then released under suspicious circumstances.
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Mysteria was caught in local library handing out sex novels in the nude, arrested, then released under suspicious circumstances.




That made me laugh....giggles


Penyan was conducting focus groups about hand jobs except the women were actually police officers. He was thrown right in the slammer.

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Mysteria was arrested for attempting to get into the Guinness Book of World Records for the longest naked symbian ride..... On Times Square
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Patokl was arrested posing a s a dentist and having his way with anesthetized patients
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Trinket was arrested when she failed to expose her breasts... ;)
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Many of you don't know that Ardentmale is a ghost hunter and was arrested for having a bottle of illicit spirits
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Rosie got arrested for walking down the street. The main reason was she was also taking off her clothes and grabbing each man's crotch she was passing.
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Rosie got arrested for walking down the street. The main reason was she was also taking off her clothes and grabbing each man's crotch she was passing.


I really don't see why I should be arrested... do you?

Country was arrested for jumping out naked from behind trees and shouting "I got a foot, but I don't use it as a rule"
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Quote by Rosie


I really don't see why I should be arrested... do you?


Okay I will let you go but I do want something in return. I am sure you know what that is
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ok surrendering my new copy of the modern English Bible
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ok surrendering my new copy of the modern English Bible




ha ha ha No Rosie you know I want a whole week of you to myself LOL
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Arrested at Walmart for lifting his leg and peeing on someone's leg
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arrested for stealing shells for his gun in the nude
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arrested for offering to be a rentboy in Greyhound station's mens room
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