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Person above has been arrested for what naughty crime?

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Arrested for going into a football locker room with his gun trying to force the male athletes to service him
Wishing for something soft
Wishing for something warm
Wishing for a long night
Wishing for a sweet kiss
Wishing for some place to fill
Any woman want to make all my wishes come true
rentboy for the dallas cowgirls (cowboy) hoping the male athletes would service him or vice versa
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan


Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
Arrested for attempting to rob a sexshop, disguised as the lone ranger.
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Arrested for wearing clothes at a nudist colony
Wishing for something soft
Wishing for something warm
Wishing for a long night
Wishing for a sweet kiss
Wishing for some place to fill
Any woman want to make all my wishes come true
Arrested for reading Rosie's bible in the town square... While parading in the nude...
arrested for masturbating in the town fountain
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan


Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
for wielding a dangerous weapon.
caught giving the watermelon at the market a creamy filling
heidi was arrested for wearing indecent shorts. she tried to disguise herself by changing her hair but was recognized by her butt.
Deb was arrested at a beach she thought was for nudist
Heidi opened a cam sex site - not realizing that she had cross-linked to CNN.
necrophilia...she claims it was worth it!
Shoplifting black dildos .. she claims it was for an important research project she was embarking on.
swooping down and grabbing a drunk guys dick. He thought it was a mouse, Needs glasses I say
impersonating a drunk guy.
pooping on a cops hat
No it was my hat, and I'm not a cop. You've been arrested on two counts:
1) For making false accusations


and...

2) Naughty humor
trying out a strap on with the sales clerk.5e0hqhrG4KN42K08
Trying out a strap-on... with the MALE sales clerk.
The policeman in the park thought his horse was just edgy. Until he looked back and caught Lynn humping hid horse with a horse-cock strap on. She has never been accused of being the sharpest knife in the drawer. smile
Caught having sex in public
caught stealing ice to keep things from getting too hot
Double exposure.
Dangling in the breeze
Attempting to shoplift the stuff Hobbs which which G had his way.....

I'm sorry - that's just unspeakable, isn't it smile :)