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Person above has been arrested for what naughty crime?

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playing hopscotch while completely naked at midnight while drunk in the middle of main street
For dognapping! Can you PROVE that's really your dog you're holding? Registration papers or it didn't happen!
For showing off her dangerous curves smile
sniffing the seats of girls bikes at the local country club
Riding all the bikes at the country club.... while nude... :P
Got caught for having sex with a married woman in a Tahoe !!
Trinx was framed! Falsely accused, tried, and convicted. She's as innocent as I am! ...okay, never mind.
Beffer was arrested for trying to masturbate on a totem.
Marcia was caught trying to frame Trinket and Beffer
indecent exposure
indecent exposure
She was arrested for stopping hearts everywhere...
She was found to be drunk in charge of a unicorn.

His username is confusing. I thought it was "Mastera Tarms" at first.

My heart has wi-fi and the password is Drew Carey.

For actually having the rank of convict.

My heart has wi-fi and the password is Drew Carey.

For making all the ladies wet with his erotic Whispered Words.
For hiding in the shadows.
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Tennis Club house loitering.
Skinny dipping with women in the cove.
For skinny dipping in a cove ?
Trinks was arrested for parking her unicorn at a hitch which said for horses only.