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Person above has been arrested for what naughty crime?

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For not wearing the right shoes for those legs lol
For getting me aroused.
by the fashion police for being aroused and wearing out of season shoes
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan


Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
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For getting me aroused.


Then my crime was worth it ;) lol
Stealing my heart.
Didn't know that I'm quick lol

You Sir, should be arrested for showing off those legs ;)
For wearing to many clothes.
for allowing her unicorn to crap rainbows and marshmallows in traffic during rush hour
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan


Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
Wearing purple hair and nothing else in public ?
for defacing a grave site.
For forming a deviant harem of bikers to terrorize the locals with exhibitionist exploits.
For swimming naked with the fish lol
For being more beautiful than the sunset on the water.
For not having a license on those legs lol
Making me have tight pantyhose.
For wearing her crown crooked.
For making a tiara look like a crown lol.
for trying to be a funky fashionista and tap dancing
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan


Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
For hiding her eyes.
Grace was arrested for trying to "weasel" her way out of a ticket.
for passing self off as nude reeses pieces
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan


Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
for sauntering cooly into a bar and causing a riot when her bikini falls off
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan


Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket