It's not what you've got, it's how you use it. Buster used his to break into a sex shop.
she was caught drilling glory holes in the changing rooms at the mall
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
Snow dropping the next door nieghbours clothes line for her panties lol
arrested for trying on panties at victoria's in the main store area
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
A Lush girl was arrested for shoplifting by burying a dildo into her wet vagina.
Well first she was pulled over for speeding, which in and of itself would have gotten just a ticket, but then she tried to bribe the officer....
He was arrested for being high. His reading was positively Sky-high.
She met a guy in rehab who convinced her to try and rob a bank.
He was the guy and he robbed the bank, not I.
Waving his pole around in public.
Criminal Teasing with her Avi's
Pulling the stocking down on little old ladies at the mall
Peeping through windows to watch other people’s porn.
For Trinket... how long have you got ;)
For keeping his shirt unbuttoned and exposing his 6 packs
naz got arrested on an outstanding warrant from interpool it wasn't his fault, but it was a case of mistaken identify with someone's else six pack abbs
Vivien got busted for doing her own "Lady Godiva" ride through her neighborhood.
Knowbody got stopped for speeding, and when the cop walked up , she seen he was naked. So she arrested him and took him to jail with a towel he had in his back seat.
Simi got arrested for trying to flash her way out of a disorderly summons...
Know body was arrested for hit and run... After his accident, he was seen chasing Simi 3 blocks away and still going...
Ardentmale was arrested for deleting friends without their consent...
Tania was arrested for the revealing thigh high slit in her exquisite dress being far too revealing...
Whispered_Words was arrested for trying to seduce the very attractive female cop arresting him
lilwhipp was arrested for promoting and joining in intensely erotic homosexual activity with Tony and Creed at a certain chicken restaurant on Alan Ross Freedom Day
Sin_dee was arrested for reckless walking as she sashayed across the intersection causing a 6 care pile up.
Tickling the lady driver in the bus.
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Optimistic was too optimistic in thinking it would be ok to finger the lady he had just met at the grocery store.