Being too sexy and streaking golf tournaments
Being over the legal Sass Limit too many times
Having his own hotline and making too many ladies faint with his too sexy voice and overflowing hospitals.
Heating the profile of her friends with hot pictures!
Arrested for sharking girls in mall
Going commando in that tiny dress at the mall and riding the escalators on Senior Day
arrested for flashing on coming traffic
Indecent exposure. Her defence was, "If it's long enough and hard enough and in far enough it's in decent." The judge was a woman. Case dismissed.
Edit: That was for Vanessa.
heidi was arrested for groping me in the grocery store. Her defence was, "Grace hadn't had sex in nearly 24 hours and it was Grab a Granny day." The judge was the same woman. Case dismissed.
For going about telling people that its grab a Granny day lol
For running naked down the supermarket aisle with an imaginary vacuum cleaner.
Vanessa was arrested at the grocery store while trying to pay with a debit card. The cashier said "strip down, facing me”
propositioning the paperboy. (kids used to deliver the paper and come back at night for a dollar to your home, what could go wrong?)
Dian was arrested for knocking on random doors asking for a dollar...
True love stories never have endings.
Did stand up comedy and was so good they arrested him so he could do his act in prison
Anna was arrested for rowdy behaviour in possession of a banana.
Arrested for showing Gabbi his privates while gambling in a casino
For displaying her erotic curves naked at the county fair ice cream social,,