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Person above you awakes in hospital bed and YOU say:

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The Justice League thanks you greatly. Without you Brainiac would have conquered us.
alliet14
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kiera, The doctor said that you will be fine, and the scar will me hardly be noticed.
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You may be Thor for a little while.
But the thoreneth thould thoon dithappear and you'll thoon be thprinting around like Uthain Bolt.
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Jesus!!!! Look at the size of those Jabbers!!!
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Miss...we had to operate, I'm afraid. Your cheek just had to be got rid of.
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I'm sure there are better ways of ending an argument than that!
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Never try to travel sitting on a pogo stick again !!
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Not quite the J Lo you were going for but im sure you will get used to it given time



Lol does my bum look big in this
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The doctors say its an allergic reaction to the cookies !! You got to wear this bag over your head so you don't scare people
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Lyf the doctors need me to take some blood… no I don't need a needle this long, it just makes it more fun… for me
alliet14
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Sorry babe, that orgasm was so intense, you know I would not have kicked your through the wall on purpose.
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numnumnumnumnum
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I swear I'm a nurse...in training..out of uniform...no..really... now lets check that temp again
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Sponge bath time. We're out of sponges...tongue bath?
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Why did you wake me from such a loving dream of us?
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Usagi, I know you like being spanked but asking the Chicago Bears to have a go was not a good idea
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The emergency landing was good, got some damage to undercarriage though.... Man looks sore!
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The emergency landing was good, got some damage to undercarriage though.... Man looks sore!

LOL!

Doctor said you shouldn't flex that 6-pack anymore. You blew out a hemorrhoid buddy
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Your wings are ok but fractured, no flapping for a month
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Don't use epoxy resin to spike your hair again
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Not a good idea to use a car battery charger as nipple clamps bobbie, not a good idea at all...