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Quote by lynnwitt

So... just what DO you do with this thing?

Just play with it, you knew exactly how, when I still was had it....

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You passed out. It will take a couple of days before all the blisters recede. Next time you play with a sausage, you better make sure it's not an extra spicy pepperoni.
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

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Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
I told you not to play with knives it's for peeling and cutting vegetables not your fingers
Apparently the drainpipe you tried to use, to climb into Tom Cruise's third floor bedroom, wasn't strong enough.
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Quote by patokl

Just play with it, you knew exactly how, when I still was had it....

Well, now maybe we can give it some life!

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I told you that having sex with zombies was dangerous!
Quote by lynnwitt

I told you that having sex with zombies was dangerous!

You did, but you didn't tell me you were one, and a hungry one at that...

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You should have been smarter. You may have wings, just like the birds, but that does not mean, that you can go and sit on a 250kV powerline, like they do.
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
At least your hand you call, Ole Reliable, still works.
Quote by heidi
At least your hand you call, Ole Reliable, still works.
Thank goodness!

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Didn't your mommy tell you, not to sit on frozen surfaces when your panties are moist. They are trying to thaw them off now, but you'll probably be numb there for a couple of weeks
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
I told you ONE cucumber. Greedy...
Quote by Maryana
I told you ONE cucumber. Greedy...

Hey, you did ask me to eat you out completely!

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Why did you have to sit on that street post? They managed to fix your rectum, but you'll be needing diapers for a while.
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Did you have to poke around my diapers and be contaminated?
Quote by Maryana
Did you have to poke around my diapers and be contaminated?

Quarantine isn't the Caribbean, but at least we're together

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They found you unconsious next to your sybian, which was still running full throttle. Aren't you sore?
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
I'm sorry I poisoned you but I couldn't stand to your mother with us in quarantine.
You've been in coma for two weeks. Apparently arousal diverts the bloodstream away from the brain with women too. They say they've never seen.such a serious case of it though.
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Surprise!!
Frostbite on the labia is not pleasant....don't wear your crotchless ski pants!
I warned you, a gangbang with 14 Trolls was not an excellent idea!
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Quote by trinket
You lost the last hand at poker.

Now what will I wank with, woman?

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That was hot! So hot in fact, that your body was incinerated. They managed to save your brain, but I'm afraid you'll be floating in this tank, until they found a way to regenerate your body....
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
They removed the vibrator but I am afraid a piece of metal is still in there ...

I told you that thing might get stuck inside you
Quote by trinket
you should've thought about that before you gambled your hand away and before you ask, NO!!!

Damn, I'm never going to try to win a fortune for you again!

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They found you two passed out, still in 69. They think you cane simultaneously and suffocated each other between your thighs. She survived too..
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Pull my finger
Quote by heidi
Pull my finger
Want to suffocate me too?

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Do you understand me? You must have been frozen in that glacier for at least 10,000 years. Mammoths are extinct now....
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Next time, if you do not have the key to the chastity belt, just walk away.


Your recovery will go quickly
Orderly Bill, why are you naked in patient Witt's bed when you should be on duty?
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
i told you that stripper pole was loose
what's up sunshine