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Person above you awakes in hospital bed and YOU say:
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I told you dancing on tables was not a good idea when you have covered yourself in baby oil.
Giggles....
xo
Giggles....
xo
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That article about carving your own vegetable dildos mentioned winter carrots, not winter radish
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Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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Well look at it this way you won't need a hand now 
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Yes they will have to do surgery to remove it!! It was a little embarrassing them know how it got there
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They said you could get up later and that you should jump up and down, that should bring them out.
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Wow! I didn't know your hair could get caught in the mechanism of a sybian. They say some of it may regrow
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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I read in your report you use to play baseball, did you ever carry out a bag with balls in it before a game? Well think of it as sowing up a hole so the balls don't fall out 
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Sorry, they could not save your head
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When your Tomtom says "turn right", it means "at the next crossroad" and not "right here down the cliff"
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Weaver of Words
Did you fall out of the Mango tree?
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Are they putting you in that outfit or taking you out?
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how did your neck get twisted that way?
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your eye brows and lip were burnt in the blast....But good news, I drew on your eye brows now the red marker for your lips
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I told you if you tried to see how many clowns could fit you would end up bowl legged in a hospital bed.
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Why on earth were you trying out your king size double dildo on the roof?
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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I said could you give me a hand. Not, give me, A hand
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Did you fall out of the Mango tree?
It can get slippery sometimes...
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I TOLD you to be careful with your rhymes on open mic night.
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You know that boy isn't very bright. You should have made it clear to him, that you meant the fencepost when you said: "When I nod my head, hit ir with that hammer".
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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I told you to be careful with that knife.
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When the pump said insert nozzle it meant in the car. 
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That thing you found in my shed wasn't a hairdryer, but a paintstripper. But don't worry, in time it'll grow back.
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i