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If you stopped trying too breed the vacuum it would stop electrocuting you, I told you electricity shocks if it gets wet. The redness will go and you can say you waxed for summer.
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Person above you awakes in hospital bed and YOU say:
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Quantum Tease
They managed to get it out, but you'll be using this doughnut pillow for quite awhile....
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I told them that was a tail not a nose 
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Next time you want to perk up the girls, don't use your nipples as air valves
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I told you the jelly fish would string you
I told you not to use the jelly fish as a lube.
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Do you remember anything? The whole town is talking about the naked girl, riding a dildo on the back of a horse, galloping down Mainstreet, before throwing you off, smack in the middle of Town Square.
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Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Active Ink Slinger
Next time you want to play with hot candlewax, be more careful. TNT does not mean Truly Naughty Teaser
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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I think they sewed it back on up side down. The good news is your 69 will be Hot!
Active Ink Slinger
See what happens when you stalk lol....
Prolific Writer
I told you drinking shots and dancing on the bar with roller skates probably was not a good idea....
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Your face lift makes you look, so surprised, I mean surprisingly good
Active Ink Slinger
Drainpipes aren't what they used to be. Next time you want to get into my bedroom, just use the door.
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Convict
You really gotta control that dragon breath Hun. The hair follicles on your eyebrows, lashes and hair are gonna take a few months to recover.
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You got 15 stitches.... In the ass
You got 20 in the ass and 10 in your mouth babe.
My new Flash Fiction:
An Extraordinary Orgasm.
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You should have known that skinny dipping with salties around is a bad idea
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Fancy Schmancy
You need to stop swallowing your gum
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here is your new wig 
Convict
Heidi's hole got discovered. You need a new one.
My new Flash Fiction:
An Extraordinary Orgasm.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/an-extraordinary-orgasm-2