The Engineer
Sorry but those lip surgery didn't go exactly as planned. You paid us to make them more full....the surgeon moved the knob in other direction and its shrunk now. Sorry.
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Person above you awakes in hospital bed and YOU say:
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Quantum Tease
Your surgery went well, but there IS some concern over a couple of missing instruments.
Active Ink Slinger
I'm sorry Lynn, thd plastic surgeon misunderstood. He used the collagen and botox on the wrong pair of lips, so all your sensory nerves down there are out of order for the next six weeks
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Quote by patokl
I'm sorry Lynn, thd plastic surgeon misunderstood. He used the collagen and botox on the wrong pair of lips, so all your sensory nerves down there are out of order for the next six weeks
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Evidently, the relief for 'blue balls' ISN'T chlorine bleach....
The Engineer
Lynn..my lovely mentor the doctor told me what happened. But seriously who told that lighting up the rear with gas and fire would help you go faster.
Convict
Lynny, you really have to stop those kittens from scratching you so much!
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The Engineer
OK..so I get to see Trinket in the hospital...its my first time with her .so nothing nasty ..haha. On so here it goes.
Trinket...the doctor just told me. The operation went well. You are safe. Though the doctor says you might wanna buy some push-up bras.
Trinket...the doctor just told me. The operation went well. You are safe. Though the doctor says you might wanna buy some push-up bras.
The Engineer
@trinket...I was a bit nervous...so I can't say how would you feel after reading that. If you feel you need to let out some feelings..do let me know.
Convict
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@trinket...I was a bit nervous...so I can't say how would you feel after reading that. If you feel you need to let out some feelings..do let me know.
Thanks for the message Simar. Doesn't bother me in the least because I just called you Curry Muncher in the stripper thread.
I'm not offended 
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Snake Charmera
I am very sorry ping but they could not add any length to your member as it is so small there is nothing to hold it too
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The Engineer
Well Wolf...I just had a talk with doc. Seems that too much fitness regime and the falling of the weight on your privates has taken part. It turns out your entire body is 3-d...but your thing..well that's just 2-d.
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your hands had to to bandaged from the the kitchen fire, there is good news and bad. The kitchen was saved but you won't be able to take your friend out for play time. 
The Engineer
Hmm..I see...ooh OK ..now I understand...was it because.. You needed ..OK...uhhmm...OK I need here and there and a couple there. OK just one question.
Where is the other phone you used to used to call the mobile inside your , well inside you??? And seriously why a phone. You know how roaming charges get stacked up in new territories.
Where is the other phone you used to used to call the mobile inside your , well inside you??? And seriously why a phone. You know how roaming charges get stacked up in new territories.
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your hands had to to bandaged from the the kitchen fire, there is good news and bad. The kitchen was saved but you won't be able to take your friend out for play time.
That's what friends are for. You have the next shift.
Wear latex gloves please. I'm working through a fetish thing right now.
Thanks.
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I'm sorry G, but you won't be using cock rings anymore. Didn't your mom tell you as a kid, that if you tied a string around your finger too tightly, your finger would drop off...? That is not only true for fingers....
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Quantum Tease
Ah, sweet Rosie - at least you'll heal completely from the wounds caused by those snapping garters.
The Engineer
Hey Lynn...the doctor was so relieved that you came out of the coma. One thing you need to tell me is that who gave you the idea that electro bondage was to be done alone. Seems like you had too much. The entire colony was in a blackout
Snake Charmera
Simar I know you wanted to lose your vicinity so badly but did you have to go to the old lady brothel? By the time the doctor removed all the Ben gay from your body you had lost patches of hair and their dentures seem to be stuck up there as they heard of this new thing and wanted to try it on you.
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Snake Charmera
when I suggested the moonlit swim i meant in the private pool not in the ocean with the jelly fish. So sorry dear
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When you try to explain to that sex-droid, what you want him to do, don't let his "Sorry, that does not compute" frustrate you to the point that you yell: "Fuck me sideways!". That does compute....
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Quantum Tease
The police are trying to find whoever it was that connected the high-pressure lines to your bidet.
Unfuckwithable
I kept telling you that you would trip over them one day..
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