Active Ink Slinger
Stop doing that your only pushing it in farther. Why did you put it in there, they are called, "Butt Plugs" not pussy stops,
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Person above you awakes in hospital bed and YOU say:
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Advanced Wordsmith
The Doctor says that the twins are fine and you still can have more children if you wish.......
The Engineer
Well the car accident dwefinitely pushes your to in...I think anal insertion might push it out back....
Just me
Damn TQM , i told you we should not have ordered a bottle of that stuff.. It was the worm that got you..
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Active Ink Slinger
Simar! The H on your map was for "hospital," not hotel
Active Ink Slinger
You should have put sunscreen on those cheeks 
Snake Charmera
Sorry about the bruises. Next time I'll remember the key.
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Love Bug
I told you doing that while driving was a bad idea
Convict
They had to perform surgery to separate the other personalities. 
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Convict
God made a new rule that short chicks can't have big tits as well so the doctors performed a miraclectomy and made your legs two feet longer. That should help your balance problem.
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Convict
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I'm soooo sorry! If I would have gotten up on my tip toes my taser would of hit you in the arm instead ... My bad
Taser? I thought it was a new type of vibe. Certainly gave me a tingle.
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Mountain Wolf
I told you chasing those Big horn sheep was a bad idea????
Active Ink Slinger
Next time you won't be such a smart ass to trinket will ya ;)
Convict
Dear me. Turns out it WAS a taser. My bad.
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Active Ink Slinger
Next time ride says no riders under this high, and you have to stand on your tip toes to reach it, just don't ride ok.
Active Ink Slinger
I'm here to give you your sponge bath
Hope you don't mind if I take my scrubs off, I don't want to get them wet
Hope you don't mind if I take my scrubs off, I don't want to get them wet
Convict
I never thought your face would hit the concrete if you fell over face first. Your funbags failed.
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Mountain Wolf
I told you sneaking up on those elves was a bad idea,