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Person above you awakes in hospital bed and YOU say:

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bill11
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It looks like after that heals you will be able to ride again!!!
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The boat is fine....
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I'm soooo sorry about that.... I thought you were more flexible... My bad
dedeNC
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I TOLD you it wouldn't fit!
Gil_Renard
I'm not for everyone
You won't ever need lube again. They're charging you the replacement cost of the fire hydrant, tho.
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The pasties survived
wiseowl
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Don't worry the cops said there are no felonies involved.
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Next time you try that...Read the instuctions first..
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Next time you try that by yourself make sure you keep your cell phone on you! Your lucky I found you in time
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Well Godamit..Am I going to get bitch slapped again...
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But Damit....You had your pants on...I was just going to nibble
Guest
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Good news! They successfully removed the pants but you may need a skin graph
Justadude
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I told you not to jump, those wings are just for show ;)
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Quote by trinket
You nitwit. I told you that thong was gonna need more duck tape.

ROR ... "Duck" tape

You nin-com-poop..... When I said the tape was for your thong .... I was referring to your shoes

ADDING.... Justadude

Seriously Dude what were you thinking??? Your eyebrows will grow back
Justadude
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Gasoline, white gas, who knew there was a difference??


How about you, what did the doc say about the burns on your ass?
TonyaL
Snake Charmera
I told you that you need sunblock before skinny dipping. Everything will be ok within a week but you may want to sit around without pants for awhile

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My first EP and a top ten from the Pride Competition
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Hanging in the background but around
lynnwitt
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Ah, Tilly, dear... A notable idea, but your Kitchenaide mixer wasn't the best choice for a vibrator.
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Lynn, you can't pay for everything with oral sex.

You should have asked her first.
lynnwitt
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Quote by ThisPing4U
Lynn, you can't pay for everything with oral sex.
You should have asked her first.

As far as I can tell, you are greatly mistaken smile
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Perhaps, just perhaps, attempting to steal Heidi's panties was not an exceptionally good idea....
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Quote by lynnwitt

As far as I can tell, you are greatly mistaken smile
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Perhaps, just perhaps, attempting to steal Heidi's panties was not an exceptionally good idea....



You may be right.

I now sleep with my eyes open... just in case.
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I told you that cat shouldn't be trusted
adi_me33
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Scoot over and share the morphine....
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Quote by adi_me33
Scoot over and share the morphine....


We all told you, but you NEVER listen to us.

Adding glow-in-the-dark glitter to lube is a very, very bad idea.
Unknown User
Darlin, you can't walk around with the blindfold on!
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Quote by Gillianleeeza
We told you not to touch Adi's glitter supply or send her any dic pics. It's just a slight concussion. You'll recover but she did use permanent ink to draw those pictures on your face.



NO SEX WITH THE ALIENS!

NO SEX WITH THE ALIENS!

How many times did we tell you that?

Martian women secrete indelible green fluid when aroused.

We don't need to guess where your mouth was, do we?
adi_me33
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Quote by ThisPing4U


We all told you, but you NEVER listen to us.

Adding glow-in-the-dark glitter to lube is a very, very bad idea.



It was YOUR idea. I told you glitters gonna itch. But your cock did look lovely...all glittery....