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Person above you awakes in hospital bed and YOU say:

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Quote by baileyass


My thoughts exactly! Lol

Anyway, Trinks, you'll be happy to know that they managed to improve on that and gave you a 10 incher.



WHAT? only ten??


Bailey is the one they took the 10" from......
popyourcherry
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oh so its just exhaustion, but then any thing worth having never comes easy
baileyass
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Told you you're too old to have a marathon in bed. You'll have to let the little man rest for a month.
popyourcherry
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omg there some blisters ,your going to have to stop using the gag so you can let me know when your dry,
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you're supposed to spit those cherry stones out, not swallow them!
popyourcherry
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they do look painfull, but carpet burns usually are
baileyass
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Told you not to piss the missus off, they are hopeful that your penis will regain some of its functions.
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Hey bailey, just how'd you get those bats up there?


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How did you get that stuck up there?
popyourcherry
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No Daisy!!!!!! Seizure, is`nt a Roman emperor
baileyass
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You know you shouldnt run around with full bedpans. What a mess you made when you slipped.
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oh honey, didnt i tell you that jumping on beds was a really bad idea lol
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For the record, I told you that position was not possible...wanna try again?
TheScheherezadeFeint
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We can go again when they rehydrate you.
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ok queen, told you balloon implants bad idea. busted on inhale.


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Sorry was in the wrong thread and had a brain freeze.
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oh yes kk, love the new boobs. do they bite?


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sorry bimbo you snuck in on me but don't worry the doctors say your tongue will thaw out soon but maybe you should stop giving blow jobs to papa smurf in the cooler.


baileyass
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Told you not to rub old grated ginger over your privates. Are you still burning down there?
popyourcherry
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cant you sit at all, i told you, you should of gone as a nun to the priest fancy dress party, and not an alter boy
baileyass
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Cant you stay clear of those gators??? Dont think they cant see your cock, little as it is up there.
baileyass
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Cant you stay clear of those gators??? Dont think they cant see your cock, little as it is up there.
baileyass
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Cant you stay clear of those gators??? Dont think they cant see your cock, little as it is up there.
popyourcherry
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doc says there is nothing they can do about your incurable laughing , but advise you to ware triple gusset cotton panties and to always have a tena in your hand bag PMSL LOL
poizenivy
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There is no amount of antibiotics to cure that! Is it supposed to be green?
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
popyourcherry
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next time you`ll know not to play with those huge dildos
Red_Dragon
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You should be careful who's hole you stick that in