Until the two hearts beat as one
We'll live as though we never met
I'll be frivolous and fun
And you'll be serious, I'll bet.
Then we shall meet
Personalities entwine
I'll take some of yours
You'll take some of mine
Our better halves shared
Now both complete
Our hearts at last
Have a synchronized beat.
"Have a synchronized beat"
Said the director
"That's much more likely
To generate nectar"
"As fingers dance
Upon dewy lips
Keep up the rhythm
With her sweet hips"
"And you will find"
She concluded, at last,
"That a synchronized beat
Will make orgasms last"
"Will, make orgasms last"
Anne Hathaway wailed
"Forsooth," spake he, "alas"
"That ship has sailed"
"That ship has sailed"
The harbormistress quoth,
"Thy erection is wasted,
In spite of it's growth."
"Perhaps a time, future,
Of use it will be...
Or maybe of use
Only to thee will be!
Only to thee will be
A glimpse given, rare
Of the valley between her thighs
And the delights waiting there
A teasing peek allowed
Then quickly shut away
Whetting lustful thoughts
With that brief display!
With that brief display
Our interest is piqued
But you deserve to be
Comprehensively critiqued
Stand naked to the world
While eyes investigate
The center of attention
For bi, lesbian and straight.
For bi, lesbian and straight
For me there is no middle ground
I am not the kind to fluctuate
I like and talk to all
But when it comes to me heart
It answers only one call
It answers only one call-
That yearning of the heart:
Another lass so sweet
To be my counterpart
A consummation rare
As we become one
Transcending time and space-
The journey's just begin
The journey's just begun
We're already late
It's nine fifteen in the morning
Supposed to leave before eight
The OCD travel planner
Arms folded, lips downturned and tight
Glaring ahead from the passenger seat...
Gird up for a two hundred mile fight
There's traffic now we should have missed.
It feels like we'll never get through
And we've hit every light to the freeway
Somehow THAT'S my fucking fault, too.
I probably should have bought gas
But her low-capacity bladder
Will give me an excuse to stop
Though that will just make her madder
I play the ace up my sleeve
And put her in charge of the map
I don't really want to get lost
But when we do so she'll shut her big trap.
The journey's just begun
The top's down in glorious weather
When we look back we'll remember
How much we love travelling together.
How much we love travelling together
Our life-long odyssey shared
Smooth stretches and rough roads encountered
But over all we have well fared
Tender loving looks oft exchanged
Mixed with the occasional frown
'Tis the journey of life as we know it
Now, 'twixt my legs go on down!
"Now, 'twixt my legs go on down!"
Commands my mistress with a frown.
This session is going badly...
She is 'forcing' me to do what I'd do gladly.
Her business in remunerative,
But this isn't punitive.
I feel like Br'er Rabbit begging not to be thrown in the briar patch.
Except here I must pretend I don't want to lick her snatch.
After I've tongued her crack
I'm asking for my money back.
Her idea of discipline needs fixing
She's rubbish at dominatrixing.
She's rubbish at dominatrixing
As was known throughout the land
Her real talents lay elsewhere
Oft given with just one hand
Pleasing one or the other
Whether crevice or rod erect
Coaxing forth those sounds so primal
And tremors so quite unchecked
Sometimes with lube application
But sometimes none needed at all
Her hands worked their small miracles
Holding her guests wholly in thrall
The end results are quite kindred
Giving all an orgasmic flight
Leaving them sated but still yearning
For another round in the moonlight
For another round in the moonlight
was what Kim thought when she
saw Ethan's cock get so big and tight
again which made her say 'okay with me'.
And as soon as she rolled over and
opened her legs wide, Ethan got
down on his knees and placed each hand
on a thigh which made her get so hot.
But while Ethan was sucking each tit
and probing her pussy, Kim looked and
smiled at Jack anal fucking Bridget
and spanking her butt with his hand.
And after the two couples had shot
cum into each other, both Kim and
Bridget smiled and agreed to not
give up on an idea that is so grand.
Give up on an idea so grand
Or bend over
showing more than I planned
My tube top is full and
Jean shorts are tight
Images flash,boobs pop out, shorts ride up
For all in sight,
Hmm, perhaps yes....no
Then judgement jumps in and
I see myself in a coat and snow ;)
"I see myself in a coat and snow",
Said Heidi as we walked around,
"Then coming into warmth and light-
Where pleasures endless so abound."
"Then follow me, my sweet lass"
I gave the invitation fast;
"Well go to where delights n'er end
And romance n''er be surpassed."
For you to pee
Is not my kink
Think of the clean-up
And the stink
No, lay with me gently.
Sweet love I endorse
Just our bodies entwined.
And the strap-on, of course.
And the strap-on of course
When used, caused much remorse
Was much too long and thick
And far outsized his dick.
When it slid in and out
Causing him to shout,
He reached for his wood and
He wanked as fast as he could.
He wanked as fast as he could.
Standing in the street
Slapping sounds resounding
As he kept a rapid beat
Just as he felt the releasing
Down deep inside his loins
He notices on the sidewalk
A haul of different coins!
"This might just be something",
He said as he 'let go',
"If I do this more often;
Perhaps I can turn pro!"
But then counting his money
He realized for his bills to pay
He'd have to be out wanking
At least nine times a day!
At least nine times a day
Rumpelstiltskin ejaculates quarters
Nickels and dimes are OK
Half dollars make his eyes water.
Whilst the Grimm brothers story still told
Of spinning straw into gold
Rumpelstiltskin's emissions
Were not mentioned in later editions.
Were not mentioned in later editions
And was best recited in person
A true first, collector's item
With slight changes on every page
By turns the story changed
No not the words, your intonation
So now I've forgotten
All there was to say
Could you repeat that, original feeling
"Could you repeat that original feeling
and suck my dick one more time?" was what this man
had asked the blonde looking at me and smiling.
But that was before this one hot blonde woman
got the better idea of sitting on
my lap and riding that cock hard as she can.
She also made me place both hands right upon
her firm breasts while she slowly licked those pink lips
of hers which made me see that it was no con.
And as soon as I grabbed hold of both her hips,
I felt something shoot out of her second lips.
I felt something shoot out of her second lips.
Dripping so warm and wet
Then pinching her tits with clamps made for nips
She yelled "Please don't stop yet"
So I kept on pumping into her cunt
Slid my thumb in her ass
She asked me if she could be so blunt
I just love it when you're crass
I just love it when you're crass
Out in public, grab my ass
Tell my parents racist jokes
Share my nudes with other blokes
Tell me how you'd fuck my friends
Never think to make amends
Pull the sheet up over me
Then fart in bed and laugh with glee
Drop your clothes when you undress
Know that I'll pick up your mess
Flirt with barmaids in he pub
And waitresses who bring your grub
You don't care that I'm right there
You're oblivious to my doting care
Am I as happy as I can get?
At least you haven't hit me yet
As lovers go you the best so far
You even let me drive my car
I'm the cat who got the cream
Because I have low self-esteem
"Because I have low self-esteem"
The young man was heard to enjoin
"The only sex I achieve
Is with my own hand to purloin"
"I'm quite afraid of all women,
I know I'd flop badly in bed;
But my hand is always, well, handy
And I can just use it instead!"
And I can just use it instead
A moan while cradling her head
Too much to drink, awoke in the stink
With only a blouse found under the bed
With only a blouse found under the bed
One wonders where the rest might be
Cause I might turn a bright red
If somehow it was all I had on me
If somehow it was all I had on me
I'd have to break this twenty.
Then stuff your g-string with singles
For a lap dance, that ought to be plenty.
For a lap dance, that ought to be plenty
But we've never known the answer to how much
So each day we seek something greater
With the itch of always knowing
There is no sated or ever enough
There is no sated or ever enough
When you're eighteen and your girl is hot stuff.
A quickie just out of the shower
Might extend for over an hour.
And she knows she'll be getting it good
When he wakes with the best morning wood
When cooking together he'll mount her
Bent over the kitchen counter
Driving makes both of them randy
They both like a speed-limit handy
When a young couple you meet for a date
Invariably show up late,
There's no point the truth to be ducking.
They were fucking.
