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Heidi is hoping one day or year to receive a message in a bottle
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
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All I every see is you posting negative stuff below him
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She has too sit like that because I popped all of her buttons off 
I'm not for everyone
She can lick behind her own ears.
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Gil was sued by Pink Floyd for claiming from Dark Side of the Moon
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
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bird whisperer
Convict
Oh little Miss Squeaky Clean Lynny the Pervert sends me links to smutty stuff all the time. She will post the link to a pic and write "kittens!!puppies". I'll open the link it will be kitties and boobs! Makes me blush. Sorta.
My new Flash Fiction:
An Extraordinary Orgasm.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/an-extraordinary-orgasm-2
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Trinket only notices the kittens when someone else points them out
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Trinket only notices the kittens when someone else points them out
Againsty better judgement I'm going to say "I like puppies better". Woof
Juli notices the kitties and wants to kiss them all!
My new Flash Fiction:
An Extraordinary Orgasm.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/an-extraordinary-orgasm-2
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Trinket just showed me another kitty I want to kiss
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Lynn knows all about Heidi's shaved pubes, she performs that service regularly
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Actually, Juli is another customer at my Pube Shaving Salon.... where customer satisfaction is my goal.
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Lynn wore her Ben Wah Balls down to marbles and can still holds them.LV4NS9HWeAyiievq =d>
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Heidi was just hired to star in the new Dukes of Hazzard movie as Daisy Duke.
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He could not make opening night because he is lost in space;)
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Well give them back then!
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He could not make opening night because he is lost in space;)
I'm glad you could tell what my avatar is. You'd be surprised how many people don't even realize it's an astronomy picture.
Heidi is currently away.... she's double checking to make sure she has two boobs and that they're in the right place.
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Lynn wore her Ben Wah Balls down to marbles and can still holds them.LD3XDZk3Hqpix4Ih =d>
You betcha!
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Kevin writes "I'm not really into the sex with a total stranger thing on here. " He asks for a name first.
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Lynn is addicted to Ensure.
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Lynn is addicted to Ensure.
Alright, whippersnapper.... I'm gonna bite your ass - as soon as I can find my teeth!
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Heidi is the captain of the vaginal weightlifting team in the Olympics.
http://www.womenshealthmag.com/fitness/vagina-weight-lifting
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Lynn is the happy proprietor of "The Brazilian", a intimate hairsalon for ladies, specialised in shaping, shaving and waxing.
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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Lynn has two volunteers there all the time, G washing the windows and pat cleaning the floors.
and Lynn endorsed a new product she uses called denture glue
and Lynn endorsed a new product she uses called denture glue
