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Ruin a date in 5 words

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Hey LB, isnt that DC?? (well actually, those 5 words might actually enhance the date! provided you figure it out ;) )
I invited your wife too.
Is that a flea collar?
i should be safe now

Say. Her. Name.


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i should be safe now
No problem, durex secures that!

Mine is inflatable, wanna pump?
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

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Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
I'm gonna need more drink
Is that you I smell?
Click below to see

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No problem, durex secures that!

Mine is inflatable, wanna pump?


i see you like to live dangerously

we're gonna need bail money

Say. Her. Name.


Wait, I'll steal his wallet
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Just you, me, and God.
Damn ! I forgot my teeth
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Damn ! I forgot my teeth


You can't say that without teeth. I just tried.
What did you say ? I forgot my hearing aid too smile
This meal makes me fart
Hello, my name is Sinnerman
I was born without genitals
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I was born without genitals


=d>

Tell me how your last girlfriend did you wrong :P
Shall we say Grace first?
There's nothing abstention can't cure
Does wine influence my seroquel?
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Left my wallet at home
I just went to a gang-bang and have not showered yet.

xo
I have extremely severe diarrhoea
Scratch crotch, say: "Damned lice!".
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i