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Ruin a date in 5 words

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RUN! My husband is home!
Can my mother come along
They say it's not contagious.
You look like Fred West

Don't forget to sat 'Hi'

Just gonna check my status...
i haven't shaved all winter

Say. Her. Name.


Bathing daily is a drag.
I remember you from Lush!!
I've been itching all day
i am still a virgin
my rate is per hour
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my rate is per hour


I brought plenty of cash.

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I brought plenty of cash.




HAH



first hour is free ma'am
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HAH
first hour is free ma'am


I thought these were to RUIN a date!


Okay, back on track now, ahem....

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My husband is coming, too.
Do you, perchance, collect stamps?
I'm on America's most wanted
I didn't take my meds.
I have chlamydia and HIV
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Do I smell of pee?
Can you smell my diaper?
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
I eat play doh cookies
Hitler wasn't so bad really.