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Dad is coming with us, hope you don't mind?
Quote by Lover_Eternal
Dad is coming with us, hope you don't mind?

9 words

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I believe in sexual abstinence.
You're taking me back home
You're my cousin, you know.
My nipples won't stop lactating
You're not wearing that outfit
Ever been kidnapped by aliens?
Don't mind my tinfoil hat.
My kitty smells like fish
You dont use deodorant then.
Hi, my name is Dwayne.
I eat fried grasshoppers now
My name is Reverend Lynn.
Wanna fuck now or later?
You look like George Bush
You look like Georgia's bush.
i voted for george bush.

Say. Her. Name.


Quote by _dani_
My kitty smells like fish

The part that most men like a lot
Has something that strikes me as odd
No matter how clean
I never have seen
One that did not smell faintly of codd

That's mackerel you grabbed there
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

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Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
You smell funny right now
Quote by patokl

The part that most men like a lot
Has something that strikes me as odd
No matter how clean
I never have seen
One that did not smell faintly of codd


Projectile coffee snorting.

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It's February? Bath time soon.
I am a conspiracy theorist
I am a narcolepti... ZzzZzz
I believe in complete celibacy.
I am a Trappist Monk (Written on a piece of paper and held up)
I have my stuffed animal here to talk to if the evening gets quiet
Look... bed bugs running around?

I live in a closet....