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Ruin a date in 5 words

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oh look! Time to go...

Don't forget to sat 'Hi'

Don't worry about that crack pipe... I quit using 3 months ago... :-/
The anger management course overran
I just want your money
Dang - I forgot my dentures.
Tomorrow my tether comes off.
rockin the granny panties tonight!

Say. Her. Name.


We can't eat here I got banned....
Can we watch Mr Rogers?
You're paying for this, yeah?
Luke, I am your mother.
Shut up please, I'm talking
Sorry, have to scratch there
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Do you like tiny cocks?
You may call me Patokl.

[Sorry, couldn't resist after the 'scratch' entry! smile ]
Let's start a food fight
Can we get some Kaopectate?
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You may call me Patokl.

[Sorry, couldn't resist after the 'scratch' entry! smile ]

You're forgiven, I'll just say........

I normally sleep with Lynnwitt
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Sleep is all we'll do.

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Sleep is all we'll do.

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Sure... I didn't claim otherwise
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
My name is Donald Trump....

(lets face it insert whatever name!!!)

Wylie x
The one word of advice I have is simply 'DUCK'!!! The real question is when??? - FtFagos
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Sure... I didn't claim otherwise

I suppose there are always exceptions.....

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Just call me granny, sonny.
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I suppose there are always exceptions.....

...........................................

Just call me granny, sonny.





I'll let the pitbull out.. (go chase patokl )
Quote by lynnwitt

I suppose there are always exceptions.....

...........................................

Just call me granny, sonny.


Why on earth would I call you granny? Maybe you should call me gramps in stead...
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
i hear you put out

Say. Her. Name.


Please grovel in my presence.
Can you deepthroat fifteen inches?
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Socks with sandals are comfortable
Police arrive in twenty minutes.