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Ruin a date in 5 words

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simplyjohn
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What happened to your hair?
simplyjohn
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Dental implants maybe a solution.
simplyjohn
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Suggest you blow your nose.
simplyjohn
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You remind me of Quasimodo.
lynnwitt
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Quote by trinket

Oh fuck. That's a winner right there.

Even more so with Bermuda shorts....

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My, you're a short one!
lynnwitt
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Quote by trinket


And a floral Hawaiian shirt.



with a Bolo tie

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Meet my invisible friend, Bob.
lynnwitt
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And a Top Hat

DATE RUINED!!!!
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Don't ever touch me, please.
patokl
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I am going to puke!
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Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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Please excuse the red rash.
patokl
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BURRRRRP! Let's find a priest!
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.

Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
patokl
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I wasn't expecting that lol

Satan sent you to me.

How did you find out?
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.

Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
patokl
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He is my only master
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.

Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
patokl
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I am his only sub.

I know, I'm his overseer
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.

Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
patokl
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You look very horny tonight.



Right, so you noticed that
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.

Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
adele
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Your sister is really hot
patokl
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Feel like a gang bang?
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.

Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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My boyfriend sends his regards
patokl
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My boyfriend sends his regards
That would not deter a determined guy:

So, a threesome next time?
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.

Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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Quote by patokl
That would not deter a determined guy:

So, a threesome next time?



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You'll be in the middle LOL
patokl
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You'll be in the middle LOL
Now that would not end the date, but there would not be a next one.. lol

Can my father-in-law join tonight?
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.

Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
UtahBrit
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I just have to say that a lot of these are just brilliant!

That's what pre-op means, silly
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