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Ruin a date in 5 words

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lynnwitt
Quantum Tease
Quote by patokl
I do not drink...... wine......

Cute, Count. The Gary Oldman film is my favorite movie version.

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I brought the sacrificial chicken.
Guest
Lurker
Is that all I'm getting?
lynnwitt
Quantum Tease
Let me check your teeth.
patokl
Active Ink Slinger
Wanna see my torture chamber?
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.

Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
patokl
Active Ink Slinger
Oh shit! My cobra escaped!
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.

Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Liz
Scarlet Seductress
You smell like blue cheese.

You look like Donald Trump.

I still love my ex.

Do you believe in Satan?

Would your sister be interested?

Guest
Lurker
Woah you eat a lot!
Gil_Renard
I'm not for everyone
Yes, I've named all my warts.
LaylaJune
Fancy Schmancy
You forgot to bring rope???? (For Gil, especially!)
Unknown User
You didn't bring the flowers...
Gil_Renard
I'm not for everyone
Quote by LaylaJune
You forgot to bring rope???? (For Gil, especially!)

Hahahahaha! That would be an awkward moment.

It's a Criminal Ankle Bracelet.
Verbal
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Yes, that is a gerbil.
Unknown User
I live in your fantasies
lynnwitt
Quantum Tease
There's BINGO at the church.
Gil_Renard
I'm not for everyone
I voted for Donald Trump.
patokl
Active Ink Slinger
Take me to your leader (with a metallic voice of course)
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.

Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
wyliecoyote
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by lynnwitt





I don't know sign language!!
(sorry too tempting for that mis-post)

Alternatively... (newspaper in hand)

...Fifteen...? Eight letters... extremely depressed?

Wylie xx
The one word of advice I have is simply 'DUCK'!!! The real question is when??? - FtFagos
lynnwitt
Quantum Tease
Quote by wyliecoyote




I don't know sign language!!
(sorry too tempting for that mis-post)
Wylie xx


Yes... I had thought of something for another forum and inadvertently started to put it here.... and had a brain cramp on this one!

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My picture's in the postoffice.
lynnwitt
Quantum Tease
I braided my pubes today.
patokl
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by lynnwitt
I braided my pubes today.

Wow, a real Brunhilde pussy!


Hope you haven't washed lately
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.

Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Verbal
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Quote by lynnwitt
I braided my pubes today.



That's kinda hot. Pube dreadlocks.



Mind wearing this Barney costume?
Bonny27
Active Ink Slinger
My husband just called me
apptobebad
Unfuckwithable
Cheese gives me the shits

Don't forget to sat 'Hi'
Guest
Lurker
Your sister has bigger tits
lynnwitt
Quantum Tease
You work in the sideshow?