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Ruin a date in 5 words

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You do what for work?

Don't forget to sat 'Hi'

Did you graduate from kindergarten?
Don't mind the body outlines.
I'm not comfortable eating here
My dinner came with cockroaches
Did you bring the condom
I made chicken fat sandwiches.
My pig loves it bareback
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Wait... think I'm gonna barf
Dang! I forgot my teeth.
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Dang! I forgot my teeth.

Some things are better without...
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
How big are your closets?
 Kissing your lips while straddling your lap. 
I've already met your mother.
 Kissing your lips while straddling your lap. 
How much do you earn?
That's a toupee, isn't it?
hope you enjoy interpretative dance!

Say. Her. Name.


That isnt honey dripping down...
You're kinda wrinkled, aren't you?
Ah! You've had a facelift!
Can't touch me before decontamination
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
My crawlspace needs airing out
Find anything up your nose?
They're not earrings, they're carbuncles
Oy vey this place again
What, you forgot your wallet !!!
Thought you had bigger tits
My girlfriend just showed up