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Ruin a date in 5 words

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My STD's are under control
Well are you hornt ..yet???
You're buying right..I'm cheap
My ex would love you
I only have 10 children
My allowance is too small
Yuck ... did you just fart?
i think bathing is overrated.

Say. Her. Name.


I can't find my teeth
You remind me of grandma
You eat your skinflakes too?
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

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Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
I'll ruin it twice:

I name all my scabs.

This one's name is Larry.
I brought my toenail collection
God this itching won't stop.

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I brought my barf bag.
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I brought my barf bag.

Filled it too? Owww goodie!
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
The lady will have the...
Shall we split the bill
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Shall we split the bill


I've said that!


I-yay nly-oay peak-say ig-pay atin-lay.
I brought my amoeba farm
You're okay with ex-cons right?
Your dad gave me herpes
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
pay now, or pay later?

Say. Her. Name.


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