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Ruin a date in 5 words

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Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Quote by ThisPing4U





I did mention on another thread that LynnWitt starred in a small budget porn called, Ping Pong Panda's.

Is that the same thing?



Yes. Yes it is. EXACTLY the same thing.




You ever watch panda porn?
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Please pop this for me...
rach_
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you look like my ex
simar
The Engineer
I wanna lick you....sorry I mean like you
Guest
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Some ointment will fix that
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Hey, how's your Mom's vagina?
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I fart lots in bed
Guest
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Come closer... smell my finger
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Want to share a booger?
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Here's my toe jam collection.
lynnwitt
Quantum Tease
Are you into electric shocks?
lilwhipp
Just a Girl in the World
you are not a guy?
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Wanna see my back hair?
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Have you heard of Diphallia?
lynnwitt
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Wanna see my back hair?
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You wrote you like toys
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.

Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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patokl
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Quote by trinket
I can fart on cue.
My tongue'll make a melody...
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.

Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Unknown User
I'm kosher can't have pork
lynnwitt
Quantum Tease
Quote by trinket
OMG Noooooooooo

I did "LOL".
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"Lynn couldn't make it so I'm here", Trinket said.
simar
The Engineer
I peed myself seeing you ( cause I was nervous)
patokl
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Your dad's ass is tight...
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.

Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
simar
The Engineer
Quote by trinket


Yep. There's a winner right there. Lol


Thank you for the honour....I mean I am so glad that I can't stop peeing I mean crying....thank you.
lynnwitt
Quantum Tease
Quote by trinket

That's supposed to RUIN a date?


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Why don't we go park.... you here, me somewhere else?
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i think i just sharted...

Say. Her. Name.