Join the best erotica focused adult social network now
Login

Ruin a date in 5 words

last reply
1.4k replies
56.2k views
6 watchers
13 likes
I eat garlic and onions
Hi! My name is Ping....

biggrin :D
Please ignore my dragon breath
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
I have lost my stomach
That's not my regular rash
Quote by Verbal


I've said that!


I-yay nly-oay peak-say ig-pay atin-lay.


Ouch Verbal! lol

I live with my mom.
Quote by lynnwitt
Hi! My name is Ping....

biggrin :D



Bitch!!!

Want to see my Depend????
My Stories

No Ordinary Gal

Fucked and Taken


That Special Evening
Quote by Ping

Bitch!!!


Quote by trinket

Hi! I am Ping's sister!


The resemblance is quite remarkable!
............................................................

Hurry - Bingo starts at eight!
Quote by trinket
Hi! I am Ping's sister!


See you next Tuesday Eyes.



Oh, and, Bitch!!!

I understand Trinket and Ping. (How's THAT for something scary?)
please don't tell my wife
It's only a cold sore
I took Imodium and Gas-X
and yet you're still pooting


Total abstinence is my byword.
Louis XIII leave the bottle
Pretty sure I'm not contagious.
That blood is not mine
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Ignore the Police Barrier tape.
Lice get a bad rap
The body outlines? No matter....
Those semen stains? Really old...
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
you look much better online.

Say. Her. Name.


Doctor says it's not contagious
Let's count to one million!
Can mother taste you first?
Those STD tests are bogus!