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Ruin a date in 5 words

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hey, does this look infected?

Say. Her. Name.


I really don't like honey...
Just don't pop these blisters
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

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Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Personal hygiene is SO overrated....
I usually get paid first
Will you take an IOU?
Stop there, their gloryholes rock
The Scrabble championship is on!
Eat quick, my date's waiting
I just farted! Wanna sniff?
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Cops think im a thief...
Fucking pigs is great too
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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Fucking pigs is great too


Ooooo.... pork on a spit!
Oh, there's my sexy boyfriend
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
I just escape the funny farm
I've slept with your brother (or sister)
My junk sure itches today!
I need to buy tampons.
So you dont like the idea of moving to Guatemala and making porn?
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I just peed my pants

Almost did when I read that
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Hello, I must be going

(Marx Brothers, Animal Crackers, 1930))
I think I just puked
My wife discovered she's pregnant...