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Ruin a date in 5 words

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... while scrolling through the pictures on your phone...

These are mom Lynn's boobs...

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... while scrolling through the pictures on your phone...

These are mom Lynn's boobs...



You wish.

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Hurry! Bingo starts at seven!
I voted for Donald Trump
I voted for Hilary Clinton
What is your name again?
I only believe Breitbart news
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
The voices say you're okay...
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The voices say you're okay...
Clever voices!

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Mom says I shouldn't touch
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Yow pop's genetol worts scratchd
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
is it always that small?
But I LIKE lighting farts....
There's no base running tonight
Body suit and panty hose

(I remember those from high school smile )
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Can your sister come too?

Maybe - depends on if you're good with both hands...... smile sorry, couldn't resist!
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Want to buy an encyclopedia?
Let's talk about life insurance
Me Virgin? No! My goat.....
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
I now have ten cats
Know what?... HICK!..I'm drunk...
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
And this is my mother...
what is your friends number?
Please pop this for me...

I have no private parts
I've never gotten this far...


What do we do next?
Don't mind the genital warts.