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Ruin a date in 5 words

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My asshole is really itchy
Quote by Freddie Mercury
My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies
Fairy tales of yesterday grow and never die
I can fly
The show must go on.
The physics lecture starts soon!
Let's go smoke some crack
will you strip tease tonight?
My idol? PeeWee Herman, obviously.
Quote by Freddie Mercury
My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies
Fairy tales of yesterday grow and never die
I can fly
The show must go on.
You've GOT to be kidding!!!!
Hey, there's my meth dealer
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

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Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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Fuck home arrest, let's go.
my parents live down stairs
The minister's coming with us
Me Tarzan! Come climb tree!
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Do they call you "Twiggy" ?
ewwwwwww..you have dragon's breathe

Don't forget to sat 'Hi'

Step into my parlor, dearie....... (cackle....)
You look like my ex
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I sculpt with ear wax
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
I work for the FBI
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I brought a cum tribute.
I forgot my cum tribute
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Don't forget to sat 'Hi'

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Don't worry about those scabs...
I listen to Justin Bieber :P
I like your little wig