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Ruin a date in 5 words

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I haven't showered in days
I haven't shaved in months.
 Kissing your lips while straddling your lap. 
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I haven't shaved in months.



Yes, I can certainly tell...


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Yes, I can certainly tell...



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 Kissing your lips while straddling your lap. 
My husband comes here often
you look much better online.

Say. Her. Name.


I violated my probation again
I'm dating your best friend.
 Kissing your lips while straddling your lap. 
thank god for beer goggles.

Say. Her. Name.


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Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
I forgot my meds today
You should brush your teeth.
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Do you like smelling farts ??
I'm sleeping with your sister.
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Can I borrow 20 dollars?
My two other girlfriends approved