I haven't showered in days
I haven't shaved in months.
Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.
My husband comes here often
My old cellmate was prettier
you look much better online.
I violated my probation again
I'm dating your best friend.
Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.
thank god for beer goggles.
Sorry, gotta scratch. Damned Lice!
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Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i You should brush your teeth.
I should call my parole officer.
Hello, my name is Sinnerman
Do you like smelling farts ??
I'm sleeping with your sister.
Want to see my infection?
Is a yeast problem infectious?
My two other girlfriends approved