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Ruin a date in 5 words

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Let's go to my dungeon.
look what I coughed up
A change of underwear anyone?
Quote by Jimwillhavefun
I will change your underwear.


Assuming I am wearing any
Toenail clippings are very nutritious.
Why is your mother along?
Your breath really smells today.
Click below to see

Check out my swastika tattoo
I think I just Sharted
Can I have your skin?
Can I bring Trinket too?


Sorry I loved you answer so much I couldn't resist
Sorry, had beans for lunch.
Did you really just fart?