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Ruin a date in 5 words

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I was expecting a vagina!
I’m almost over the COVID.
Do you have small condoms?

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I am just off parole.
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Are your parents still swingers?
Let me call my mom
My last lover was bigger.
Can I see your nails?
I forgot my flea collar ;)
You really bore me witless
In the world's harsh wear and tear many a very sincere attachment is slowly obliterated.


Είμαι ταξιδιώτης τόσο στο χρόνο όσο και στο διάστημα
I gave up heroin yesterday
I am a Trump suporter
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Want to borrow my toothbrush?


Life is not a rehearsal!!