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Ruin a date in 5 words

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Hope you like a small one

Sincere abject apologies, how can a mere male be expected to count : for centuries we've tried to convince others that THAT's six inches!

Hope you like small ones!

I could oblige your request

I know this cute place.

GODDESS πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹

Every second of every day. πŸ’•πŸ’

Is that all of it??

Okay if mom comes along?

The sexdoll is my bestie.

GODDESS πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹

Every second of every day. πŸ’•πŸ’

Bring along the hymnal, please.

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Can my Mom come, too?

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Oh – sorry – Lynn already said that. How about…

"Did you cum yet?"

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Nothing important. It's just herpes…

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Can my sister watch?

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Nah, it's just the coke.

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Can you lend me $100?

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!