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Ruin a date in 5 words

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Let me get my teeth!

Action conquers fear!

5 words people silly


I can't feel the sides

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I wanna have your baby...

Kindness is contagious. Spread it! ❀️

Do you wanna try figging? O.O

Kite's Kinky Tales

My latest offering -

Once more in Love Poems - My Forever Beauty

My 2 previous submissions:

Both Love Poems

Pearls

As The New Year Dawns

Please read and enjoy. If you really enjoyed a story someone has written; how about clicking on 'Like' and/or 'Favorite'.
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I have a yeast infection.

Whatever was posted is always meant in love and respect never to offend.
I'm also highly likely to have posted this from a phone so there may be typos or odd word changes, auto correct can be a pain.

I've been listening to my kinky pencil here's my current work

The waiter is my boyfriend. 

 Kissing your lips while straddling your lap. 

This? It's my wedding dress 

Be nice to each other

Can I bring my mum?

Be nice to each other

Can my husband watch us?

Be nice to each other

Your wife's better in bed. 

Be nice to each other

Just ignore my colostomy bag. 

Be nice to each other

That was never six inches. 

Be nice to each other

I really should phone mother.

Echo... echo... echo... echo... echo...

Kite's Kinky Tales

My latest offering -

Once more in Love Poems - My Forever Beauty

My 2 previous submissions:

Both Love Poems

Pearls

As The New Year Dawns

Please read and enjoy. If you really enjoyed a story someone has written; how about clicking on 'Like' and/or 'Favorite'.
Why not leave a comment too?

The yellow puss is normal

Action conquers fear!

My teeth might fall out. silly

GODDESS πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹

Every second of every day. πŸ’•πŸ’

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My teeth might fall out. silly

No biting then lol

Mum's picking us up later

Kite's Kinky Tales

My latest offering -

Once more in Love Poems - My Forever Beauty

My 2 previous submissions:

Both Love Poems

Pearls

As The New Year Dawns

Please read and enjoy. If you really enjoyed a story someone has written; how about clicking on 'Like' and/or 'Favorite'.
Why not leave a comment too?

My dad taught me that…( eeeweeeeewweee, felt wrong, πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£)

GODDESS πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹

Every second of every day. πŸ’•πŸ’

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My dad taught me that…( eeeweeeeewweee, felt wrong, πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£)

Uranus? He was a bad man!

Suck my nails clean please

Kite's Kinky Tales

My latest offering -

Once more in Love Poems - My Forever Beauty

My 2 previous submissions:

Both Love Poems

Pearls

As The New Year Dawns

Please read and enjoy. If you really enjoyed a story someone has written; how about clicking on 'Like' and/or 'Favorite'.
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πŸ€’β€¦ Omg, I can’t even… πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

GODDESS πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹

Every second of every day. πŸ’•πŸ’

I have this rash here…

I don’t believe in showers

GODDESS πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹

Every second of every day. πŸ’•πŸ’

Smell it? I can taste it!!

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I forgot my teeth again

Kite's Kinky Tales

My latest offering -

Once more in Love Poems - My Forever Beauty

My 2 previous submissions:

Both Love Poems

Pearls

As The New Year Dawns

Please read and enjoy. If you really enjoyed a story someone has written; how about clicking on 'Like' and/or 'Favorite'.
Why not leave a comment too?

My clairvoyant says it you.

GODDESS πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹

Every second of every day. πŸ’•πŸ’

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