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Ruin a date in 5 words

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Active Ink Slinger
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Hope you like a small one

Active Ink Slinger
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Sincere abject apologies, how can a mere male be expected to count : for centuries we've tried to convince others that THAT's six inches!

Hope you like small ones!

Active Ink Slinger
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I could oblige your request

The Goddess
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I know this cute place.

His GODDESS ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹

Every second of every day. ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’

Quantum Tease
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Is that all of it??

Quantum Tease
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Okay if mom comes along?

The Goddess
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The sexdoll is my bestie.

His GODDESS ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹

Every second of every day. ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’

Quantum Tease
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Bring along the hymnal, please.

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Quantum Tease
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I need to get tampons.

Word Wizard
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I'm HORNY, how about you?

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Can my Mom come, too?

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Oh โ€“ sorry โ€“ Lynn already said that. How aboutโ€ฆ

"Did you cum yet?"

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An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

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Can my sister watch?

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

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Nah, it's just the coke.

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

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Can you lend me $100?

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!