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Ruin a date in 5 words

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i don't believe in hygiene

Say. Her. Name.


Do you have a tampon?
They say it's not contagious.
I am married with kids
Wishing for something soft
Wishing for something warm
Wishing for a long night
Wishing for a sweet kiss
Wishing for some place to fill
Any woman want to make all my wishes come true
I live at home
OMG its so wittle
Let me see your tongue.
have to my pills now
my gran's coming with us



Are you totally simple minded?

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I feel you're too bitchy
You're taking me here tonight?
Did you just break wind?
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
I am scoring your performance.
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
Could you make more effort?
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
Forgot to take my lithium
I just shit my pants
I have to be chaperoned
Do you have a STD
Wishing for something soft
Wishing for something warm
Wishing for a long night
Wishing for a sweet kiss
Wishing for some place to fill
Any woman want to make all my wishes come true
Here have a mint please!
My restraining order just expired.
I have a big problem
Wishing for something soft
Wishing for something warm
Wishing for a long night
Wishing for a sweet kiss
Wishing for some place to fill
Any woman want to make all my wishes come true
I'm an escaped convict now
Wife is out of town