Did she win anything?
I was once interviewed by the Secret Service because I had written an angry email to the vice presidents office (ok, I went a bit overboard, but I WAS angry! :-p)
When I get I stressed I really need nothing more than a cock to suck on and don't want anything other than that.
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
I once helped build a birch bark canoe
I've masturbated with my cousin in the room right next to mine.
My favorite movie is Rocky Horror Picture Show...
I have operated a maually controlled lock in a canal in Canada.
made it to be the first and only female manager in a manufacturing straigtht from the 40's
I am 20 years old and i need a total hip replacement
When i was 4 years old, i tried to put my cat in the microwave....(that was a bit harsh) lol
did you tell the family it was chicken fricasee?
i am a spontaenous yeller
I enjoy the show "My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic" .... yeah I know...
I own 3 red ear sliders. (turtles)
My first job was working on cars: fitting sunroofs, car alarms, sound systems, that sort of thing - I was damned good at it too...
I once bought Jimmy Page a double Jack Daniels..
I use to pose nude for an artist in grad school. Hey, it was good money. Unfortunately, he just died. I discovered that he did an entire series on me. I'm going to actually have to save up so that I can afford to purchase a copy. How ironic?
I love sports, in fact, I could coach the local high school football program as well as any man. The guys love that....
During my high school days I seriously considered going to seminary to become a minister.
When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates I always get speeding tickets,
And I don't even speed, much less drive
I got my nose broken while cage fighting. I won the fight and $300.
I am missing to front teeth and have to wear a retainer until i get teeth implants. Wow that is sad