Granted but it's because you have no clothes
I wish I didn't have a cold
Granted but your mouth is now on fire from too much of the spice
I wish I could just take off somewhere at a moment's notice
Granted but it's because you broke both legs and an arm.
I wish I could travel to Liverpool to meet a Lush friend
granted but why would you want to meet someone in a pool of liver?
i wish i could have a cheeseburger with kk tonight
Granted, but it's someone else with the initials kk
I wish headaches never happened
Granted no more headaches only migraines
I wish I could have cooked Ginger a cheeseburger for dinner today.
Granted, but it's one of those laptops that work only for North Korean internet.
I wish I could grow a ZZ Top beard.
Granted but it grew from your balls, not your face
I wish it would stop snowing
Granted now its all hail stones
I wish i had some cashew nuts
Granted but they're the Brussels Sprouts-flavoured kind
I wish I was representing Canada in Sochi in the luuuuuuggge (said Dr. Evil-like)
Granted but you crash and come last.
I wish wine didnt give me a hangover
Granted, but it makes you grow a beard instead.
I wish I could sleep through the night.
Granted but you also oversleep and are late for work the next day!
I wish it would quit snowing!
Granted. ..but it rains all the time nonstop instead.
I wish I didn't have such a gentle heart that takes everything so personally.
Granted but you're now so hard-hearted that you lose all your friends
I wish I could fly like Superman
Granted but ur Superman "uniform" was eaten by moths.
I wish I could "teleport" instantly
Granted but you end up teleporting yourself right into the bed of Leonard Nimoy. (and his open, welcoming arms!)
I wish I could sing like Perry Como.
Granted but your tongue is gonna be cut right now. lol
I wish I could really love someone.
Granted but he turns out to be a virtual personality running on a computer
I wish I could change some choices I made in the past
Granted but then you seem to have more problems
I wish I could speak Italian
Granted but now you can only speak in an operatic singing voice.
wish I could throw a (lol N. American) football 100 yards.
Granted but you will have to eat 123 lasagnas in 3 days.
I wish my migraine goes to hell and don't come back.
well granted but it your mother and she goes into a coma
i wish i had a cock,pussy and boobs all together
Granted ... but you're being cuckholded :P
I wish I could suck someone's boobs right now
