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Spoil my Wish

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Granted but would be so white that ardentmale would go blindsmile

I wish that Ardentmale would take off what's left on him ;)
Unknown User
Hahaha!! GRANTED!! Though your sadly disappointed at needing a microscope to see what is left... sad

I wish for insatiable to stop pointing and laughing!!...lol... smile
Guest
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Granted, but now she tickle you till you faint.

I wish to learn French...
Guest
Lurker
Granted...... but then you find out everyone speaks double Dutch




I wish my toilet hadn't broken!
Guest
Lurker
Granted, but then you notice that a water pipe is broken instead... oh my what a mess

I wish to make a breakfast today for my sweet wife Nicki...
simplyjohn
Site administrator
You can but the cupboards are bare except for some cornflakes .. no milk.

I wish I had a partner to ravish my body on a regular basis .. well twice a year anyway.
simplyjohn
Site administrator
Some friend you are! Mock1 isnt even a good kisser .. I found that out in the chat rooms several months ago ..

Your wish is granted. However hes a skunk and will expect sexual favours in return.

I wish I could get 7 days worth of fillet steak on the NHS instead of these frigging useless antibiotics.
baileyass
Active Ink Slinger
Granted, but they are vegan steaks. Lol

I wish I dont need to work.
simplyjohn
Site administrator
Look .. you dont have to work if you come and live with me and attend to my every desire silly

I wish I was a really sexy hunk (yes I did spell that right) that the ladies found irresistible.
Master_Jonathan
Active Ink Slinger
Granted, the ladies find you irresistible...but you don't like women!


I wish it would warm up here, I'm freezing!
Guest
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Granted but you get dehydrated all the time. sad

I wish I could sing like Norah Jones.
Guest
Lurker
granted.... here's your apron

I wish my internet would quit fucking up
Guest
Lurker
Granted....... but you get lots of viruses come through



I wish I didn't squirt when I cum
Unknown User
Granted...... but your sack bursts and all the toys spill onto the floor.

Wish I had a better memory.
Guest
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granted but you can only remember the bad things that happen

just saw luce last wish and I wish I was there for her to cum and squirt on me
Unknown User
Granted... But she doesnt quite make it on top of you and ends up cumming on your foot... smile

I wish I was flying to Lush Island...
Guest
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heehee, it is ok. I'm very flexable and can lick my foot.

granted but everyone else is in hawaii and you're stuck all alone playing with your candy cane

i wish could give kk a wet juicy kiss
Guest
Lurker
Granted....... but KK drowns in your saliva




I wish chocolate grew on trees
Guest
Lurker
granted, but it taste very salty.

I wish the day would have 25 hours...
DanielleX
Head Penguin
Granted but it causes a rift in the space-time continuum and you disappear up your own bottom

I wish I had a bigger Christmas tree

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LYFBUZ
Troublemaker
Granted but you get so excited that you have an intense orgasm; pull the tree down on yourself when you grab it for support and twist your ankle.

I wish I was a paramedic...
Guest
Lurker
Granted but you faint at the sight of blood

I wish i could have time to myself
Unknown User
Granted... You get 30 seconds a day all to yourself!!

I wish to have a naked women in my bed by morning...lol
simplyjohn
Site administrator
I hope AM wins too but you have to take SSS with you .. woah a four some!

I wish I was going to a rave party New Year's Eve.
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
Granted but upon arrival a 6 ft 6 Maldives baggage handler called Eustace falls in love with you and takes you captive as his love slave

I wish I had a magic visa card with no limit and I never had to pay so much as a penny.
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simplyjohn
Site administrator
Your wish is granted however the van doesnt accept credit cards only cash so we need to look for somewhere else to eat smile.

I wish Eustace was actually female and prefers older (mature, wise, experienced, sexy) men.