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Spoil my Wish

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granted....welcome to the titanic

I wish I could be invisible... never mind I am

again I wish I could kiss kk
Unknown User
Granted... Unfortunately KK no longer likes men... ;)

I wish I could bring two great people together...
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granted, but they forget to invite you to their wedding party.

I wish to travel to the planet Mars and back...
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
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granted....welcome to the titanic

I wish I could be invisible... never mind I am

again I wish I could kiss kk


Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss kiss

Granted bit Nicks preferred Mars and refused to return to Earth with you.

I wish someone else would paint my bedroom for me.
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granted, it becomes black.

I wish to see the stars from a mountain top observatory...
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Granted... They chose fluorescent colors... one wall lime green, one wall orange, another wall pink and the other one yellow... smile Dammit!! Too slow again!! lol....

Granted Aragon... your taken to the highest observatory in Chile... Unfortunately you trip over the door stoop and break your ankle and are unable to get to the telescope... sad

I wish I could fly... :)
baileyass
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Granted. But you wings are so tiny they only hold for a few minutes at a time.

I wish I have white Christmas.
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Granted... Unfortunately he has this....problem... His nick name is one time minute man... :/

I wish I could dance... sad
DanielleX
Head Penguin
Granted, but there's a mix up and it's a rubbish tribute band Fuse

I wish I could be a kid a again, just for Christmas

A First Class Service Ch.5

A steamy lesbian three way
Master_Jonathan
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Granted Danielle, but you get socks and an ugly Christmas sweater for presents!


I wish I could spend this Christmas some place warm, like Hawaii !!
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granted. but you get bitten by a shark

laughs at Master Jonathan's answer

I wish I had mind reading abilities..
Mysteria27
Prolific Writer
granted but then you will find out what people really think of you.



I wish I could ice skate professionally.
baileyass
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Granted but you find out that you'll be moving to somewhere with no winter and the ice sating rinks are always full of kids.


i wish i'm taller
Unknown User
Granted... But now everyone in the shops ask you to reach all the high items... smile

I wish I could eat all I want and not gain a pound!!...lol... :)
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Probably not, have a hug anyway
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Glad you haven't wished Lucy, 'cause I'd hate to spoil it for you!

I wish I could cum oftener.
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granted... Sadly, your orgasms last about 5 seconds and happen every 20 minutes... leading to many awkward moments while out in public...

I wish to travel to Europe in the spring...
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granted, you travel by ship, but the ship has a maintance problem and you arrive in the autum in Europe.

I wish I could find a hidden treasure...
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Granted... Although... The treasure you have found is on your living room rug... Left for you by your Bull Mastiff... And you wished you had at least had socks on when you found it... :/

I wish I had a million dollars... smile
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Granted! But it was all Monopoly money

I wish I had a big jar of peanut butter!
LYFBUZ
Troublemaker
Granted you had a million dollars but had to spend it all on operations to straighten out your candy cane

I wish I had 12 Armani suits...

EDIT: granted but the peanut butter jar is stuck....

I still wish I had 12 Armani suits
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Granted but they all have bright green polka-dots on them ( previously own by clowns)

I wish I was a brilliant baker who made massive cakes and sweets
baileyass
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Granted but your cakes and sweets are "nice to see" but not so nice to eat.

I wish my cakes are nice to see and eat.
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Granted, but you trip when bringing them in and they end up on the floor.

I wish I could fly.
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granted.... but the airplane crashes

i wish it wasn't snowing....again
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Granted, it's stopped, - but there's more on the way.

I wish I could speak German
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granted, but you learn old German and no one understands you in ourdays.

I wish to be an astronaut...
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But your rocket can't fly

I wish I were a panther